To: Fire Department Staff
From: The Captain
Re: General Expectations -- Dress Code

As part of the General Requirements of this Fire Department, all employees must be properly attired whenever on duty. As outlined in the HSUFD personnel manual, work uniforms shall consist of jeans, that are neither too tight nor too baggy, in either well faded indigo, or dark black, and either a snuggly fit T-shirt or tight, ribbed tank-top in either white or black.

Emergency reponse uniform is as follows: Big hoses, well-worn turn- outs, no shirts, red suspenders, a little soot, and a lot of water.

HSUFD dress uniform is as follows: Black kilts, tight black T-shirts and black Doc Marten boots.

As HSUFD staff lives and works at the Station House, it is understood and expected that you will come into contact with glitter in this environment. You will not be cited for any dress code infractions involving glitter while on duty.

It is also understood and accepted that part of HSUFD staff duties include "eye-candy" detail, and what you do in that capacity, on another grrl's(s') time, is between you and said grrl(s). However, while on HSUFD duty, as representatives of the Fire Department, Can- Can dresses, corsets, petticoats, fish-net stockings, feathers and other accouterments associated with recent events are NOT acceptable.

Several of you have questioned what to do with the very large bills you've received from Krazy Kostumes for the rental of the above referenced items. Please forward those bills to my attention and I will see that our legal team passes them on to the Accounts Payable department at Princess Academy.

Any awards received for recent off campus activities will remain posted in the Fire Station lounge as a reminder that we need to be ever vigilant of sneaky Princesses, and, that no matter what anyone says, you guys really do have the Best Legs, Team, in Estrogen County. Congratulations.