Name: Dandelow Wishpuff Jinn, but you can call me Wench.
1. LIVING ARRANGEMENT? - Wench Heaven. In fact, "Wench Today" just did an entire spread on it. The article was titled "Wench Nirvana, it does happen."
2. WHAT BOOK ARE YOU READING NOW? - When Wenches go Bad - How to beat those
Sith voices when they come calling.
3. WHAT'S ON YOUR MOUSE PAD? - A chicken wearing pearls, with a target drawn on it's face.
4. YOUR FAVORITE BOARD GAME? - Hair color trivial pursuit
5. YOUR FAVORITE MAGAZINE? - Chintz Weekly.
6a. FAVORITE SMELLS? Hair processing chemicals, Flowers in the spring breeze, Perfume counter at Macy's, Sea air, The Mastah's hair after I've washed it.
6b. LEAST FAVORITE SMELLS? Jedi Tunics and boots soaked in the Koi Pond. Collies who have jumped into said Koi Pond to "save" the Mastah.
7. FAVORITE SOUNDS? "Wishpuff.....Come here." Or "Dande! I've got great dish!"
8. WORST FEELING IN THE WORLD? When that WIP phone rings.
9.A WHAT ARE YOU REALLY AFRAID OF? That the nurse will find a wire hanger in her closet, or worse, one of the chickens trying on her clothes.
10. WHAT IS THE FIRST THING YOU THINK OF WHEN YOU WAKE UP IN THE MORNING? "COFFEE! PRONTO!"
11. FAVORITE COLOR? Pink :)
12. HOW MANY RINGS BEFORE YOU ANSWER THE PHONE? - That depends, is it the regular phone? The WIP hotline? Or the Red Phone of Dish? (TM) And you're not even including the Wench Buzz line in our heads. We're connected, you know.
13. MOST IMPORTANT THING IN LIFE? To Wench and be Alpha'd in return.
14. FAVORITE FOODS? Bon bons, champagne, watercress sandwiches with the crusts removed, tea and cookies......etc.
15. CHOCOLATE OR VANILLA? - Really good French Vanilla beats almost anything, except reeeeeeeely good milk chocolate
16. DO YOU LIKE TO DRIVE FAST? Only in the Mustang.
17. DO YOU SLEEP WITH A STUFFED ANIMAL? - No, I sleep with a *very* large Jedi Mastah. There's hardly room for anything else.
18. STORMS - COOL OR SCARY? Scary when I'm alone, cool when being snuggled by the Mastah.
19a. WHAT TYPE WAS YOUR FIRST CAR? - 1971 Fastback mustang with a 351 Cleveland engine. (No joke)
19b. ULTIMATE CAR? - Brand spanking new, FM red mustang coupe with the five on the floor and the running pony on the grille. And yeah, I want the super duper engine, thanks. And a matching manicure and lipstick shade.
20. IF YOU COULD MEET ONE PERSON DEAD OR ALIVE WHO WOULD IT BE? Ivana Trump
21. FAVORITE ALCOHOLIC DRINK? Champagne
22. WHAT IS YOUR ZODIAC SIGN? - Pisces. The Ultimate Wench Sign.
23. DO YOU EAT THE STEMS OF BROCCOLI? - Of course, it's good for the complexion.
24. IF YOU COULD HAVE ANY JOB YOU WANTED WHAT WOULD IT BE? - Besides Contract Negotiator for the NY Giants football team? ;)
Kidding. This job.
25. IS THE GLASS HALF EMPTY OR HALF FULL? - It's always half full.
26. FAVORITE MOVIE? Legally Blonde. What a nice Wench.
27. DO YOU TYPE WITH YOUR FINGERS ON THE RIGHT KEYS? Yes, unless I have a broken nail, which never happens, so yes.
28. WHAT'S UNDER YOUR BED? Nothing, and certainly not even a speck of dust!
29. FAVORITE NUMBER? 4
30. FAVORITE SPORT TO WATCH? Mastah/Diva verbal sparring. :) It's quite an art form. OWK and I make side wagers. Shhh, don't tell them.
31. Just for HSU: Will Dor and Xani tie the knot? I cannot answer this question in good faith, since I may possess inside information, and thus would constitute insider trading...Hence......Oh frack! Someone give me another grande cafe au lait? I'm slipping into legalese.