SONGSCOOPS

THE NOSE-MAN
Op de melodie van 'Halloween' van Da Boy Tommy.

Do you believe that people can have such a big nose?
No.
Do you believe in the nose-man?
No.
Then you don't want a gaz-mask when I bring him out.
What?
You heard me, I grab the nose in my sleep, you see me struggle, so you wake me up. We both come out, you grab a tissue and we blow his nose.
Are you crazy? We'll get wet!
I don't give a fuck, use a cleenex. Just meet me at my porch at midnight, on the meanwhile...
Meanwhile?
Whatever you do, don't pinch his nose!