STORY TIME!!!!

once upon in a land, far, far...well not that far away...there was 2 lovely man sitting down to tea...Steve Hewitt and Jay Gordon...then the evil Manic Marilyn came and tried to ruin their tea party cuz he is such a big pooophead...but anyway...Steve and Jay were like were not gonna take this, cuz like were better then you Marilyn!!!! Well Marilyn was all like "well i am da best, because like all the teenie boppies think i'm kool, and stuff..." and like Steve and Jay were like man...you smell like doo doo...and then like Marilyn was like SHUT UP!!! and then poor little Jay started to cry!!! "Marilyn your a big poopie head!!!" well Steve wasn't gonna take this ya know so he run to Brian Molko's room and started to throw all this make-up at Marilyn but he only liked it...and then like Paige came and he was all like...waht did i tell you Marilyn...leave Jay alone and then like Amir was there with Erika and they were all like you smell like sticky cheez and stuff and then like...well whoever told me this story was heavily drugged but it really happend...but then like Ryan come flying thought a window and like landed on John5 who had come to back Marilyn up and then out of no where Cassie appeared cuz it's like not a story with out here well like Queen Cassie was all like you quit being mean Marilyn, and he was all like well attack her John5 but Ryan had killed him...then like Zim Zum appeared and like then well Jay was still crying so Cassie and Steve went to calm him...oh, poor baby...and then like Marilyn was all like i gotta run cuz then like the tiolets appeared and they like they to eat the popples, but they like, like humans too...but they like Placebo and Orgy...well when all this was done like Stefan and Brian and Bobby like appeared...they had all been having like...well i dunno...a tea party...but Brian was all mad and hitting Steve with his purse cuz his make-up was everywere...so then Steve was crying...so Cassie took Steve and Jay up to her room and everyone lived happily ever after...and this really did happen...it really did...

THE END!

The Macker Story - by cassie hewitt

you like me you really like me...isn't it really weird when like people call you a crack head but your a really a acid bitch and then here comes the monkeys and were all like coffee? but you don't understand man...the goverment is really the UFO's!!! and then like the cat starts to talk to you but it's like talking backwards and it tells you that your dog is rreally your dad and your mom is really your grandma and your best friend is really your brother and that bill clinton is really a cow and that...and that...someday monkeys will rule the earht and thne like you are all like okay whatever but then when you least expect it here comes the horses!!!! and then when the horse scare is over here come the birds...those birds and they like throw cheez at you and it like hurts you in bad spots and then like the cow goes moo and were all like omigod what are you doing cow and then i'm like stupid masterbation...it doesn't work and then like my dog starts to talk and goes MEOW!!! and i'm all like aahHHHH!!! and then the nice men in the white coats come...:) and they help you...but you don't want their help... and then...well it just gets more scary and then i like had a heart attack...and i saw jesus...he was kool he's like a hippie and then like there was erica she looks like an angel and then you were all like wow...there is flying cheez and i was like omigod fire so we all went back in the blue flying house...:) and then the house got up and flew away...far away...and then the wicked witch come and she was all like give me your speed and i was like NOOO!!! and she was like the coffee and then the house dropped on her...THE END!