Allison "Pseudo-normal"

 

Biography

Okay, this is about Ally.  She is a 22 year old and has two older brothers and a twin sister.  She doesn't want to grow up.  (Ally input- I do to...someday) She is an advertising major at the University of Kansas.  She's going to go to graduate school and live at home so that she doesn't have to get a society's perception of a "real job".  (Ally input- I'm saving money by living at home!) She loves her blankie. (Ally input- Alright, alright...so I still cling to my childhood blanket. Sue me!)  Anyway, she is obsessed with the X-files, and she is infatuated with  Adrian Paul, you know, the Highlander.  She claims to be normal.  It's not true.  She can't be.  She also likes movie posters and collecting Christmas Santas.  When she watches TV, you have to clap and yell her name to get her attention.  She likes really bad eighties music, and the music of the devil, country music!  Did we mention she likes the X-files?  She lies all the time. (Ally input- I Do Not LIE. I just think up great excuses when I want to get out of doing something!!) And we do clean (see Christy's bio).

Ally is 24 now. She must be an adult. She is living at home (as was expected), but she is working instead of going to graduate school. She is working in the shoe department of the evil store. Three of us have worked there, and feel that it's name should not be allowed on our site. We are making no sense, but I'm sure you'll find that's nothing new. Ally has a boyfriend now, Ernesto. He is living in California, where Ally will soon move too. This makes us sad, because we will miss her. In a special way, the rest of Ally is pretty much the same. She still likes her blankie, and the X-files, and Adrian Paul, etc. And that' is special, but NOT NORMAL!!

Ally's Link to her site - Ally's X-files Mosaic