Amy "Jack's Mom" (Her Golden Retriever)
Amy pic
Amy is a girl. She is obsessed with her
dog. Her dog is like a child to her. Sometimes we think he's
human. You know the dog show skit? That's her! She won't move
up to Lawrence (where the University of Kansas is located) because that would
mean she has to leave her dog. So she commutes EVERYDAY!! She's
silly. Amy loves to decorate, she will be the next Martha Stewart.
She loves little kids and all the little creatures of the world except for bugs
and spiders, in which she screams for Ally to KILL. She believes in crying
to her teachers to get her way. (This is not a devious act, because the emotions
are genuine). She works at a Vet's office. She is
22 and her major is anthropology. She has no idea what she will do with a
major in Anthropology, but she has hope that someday someone will hire her. Ally is her twin. (She really
is!!). Sometimes she smells like a flea and tick bath because she work at
the Vet's office, but you already know that (because you have been reading ohhh
so carefully)! She is flea and tick free. And she says "always
spay and neuter your animals." We agree because we finally got our
cat neutered. This was a good thing.
Amy is 24 now. Ummm... We can't think of anything new. All of the above is still true. She is going to miss Ally a lot when Ally goes to California (Of course you already know all about that, because you read her biography). Amy (and Jack) are special.