EMILY "The Evil Princess"

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Biography

This is Emily. She is 22. She is a Political Science major. She goes to the University of Kansas. She is really smart. Short sentences are special. She thinks Jimmy Fallon is really funny. She likes Goth Talk. She really likes Saturday Night Live. She likes the Priceline.com commercials. The ones with William Shatner. She is from special Olathe. (The rich part). By the way. Olathe is in Kansas. Where she lives. Next year she wants to go the University of Michigan Law School. Oooops that was a long sentence. Sorry. We'll try harder. Emily loves her car. It is blue/greenish. She also likes Ben Folds Five. And more singers. Her favorite word is "sexy mo fo." She also likes "whada whada". She can speak fluent French, Chinese, and Spanish. We are lying. But she took the classes. So she should be able to. If she is going to law school. She is not going to like us. When she sees this page. She likes N'sync, Britney Spears, and the Backstreet Boys. Again we are lying.

Okay, now, Emily is 23. We are doing much needed updates. She is in law school. It is crazy. I would say she is a lush, but she would yell at me. (She's not really a lush, we just tell her she is). OOOhhhh.. lots of updates. Not short enough sentences. Um, she still likes Ben Folds Five, but they broke up. She still likes more singers. She still likes the above listed quotes. She can still speak fluent French, Chinese, and Spanish. We are still lying. About the N'Sync thing as well. Her blue/greenish car was in a bad wreck with her in it, but now she's okay and that's good. Now she drives a silver car with leather seats that get really hot in the summer. Definately not a short sentence. Emily is our official coordinator. We like that. We don't make plans well.

** Emily wants to add that, "Emily is a nice person and she wants to save the world."