The way I see it, Barry...
The opinions expressed herein are MINE!...
Just thought you might wanna know...
1. My band needs to practice so badly, it hurts.
2. Spam is not clean... It should not be tasted by anyone.
3. One is the loneliest number that you'll... Oh, sorry.
4. A person who HONESTLY WANTS to be
lonely as hell is fuckin' crazy.
5. Being depressed sucks shit though a straw.
6. There are just some people in the world who should
kindly suck my balls and accept the fact that I don't act, think, or look like them.
7. Steve Vai's live album is very very good and you should all go out and buy it.
8. Eddie Izzard is a goddamn comedic genius.
9. There are no fluffy giraffes in my backyard, and that's a good thing.
10. There are some people that are just too nice to me.
11. Some people talk to themselves in the mirror...
Not only do I talk in the mirror, I act out plays in the mirror.
And this makes me a dork.... A proud dork... But a dork, nonetheless.
12. My cursive handwriting sucks.... Wait... Damn facts....
13. Sledperk kront jubic.
14. Tony Hawk Pro Skater is a quite bitchin' game.
15. KISS..... Kicks ass.
GOOD LORD!!! Why can't I EVER be ON TIME with the updates
to the Opinions page????
'Cause I'm lazy. Bitch to me about my laziness @ 
heywoodhead@yahoo.com.
Whatever.
Enjoy.
Usual disclaimer.....
8/10/2001
1st Week
2nd Week
3rd Week
4th Week
5th Week
Well.... I'm BAAAAAAACK!!!!!!!!!!!!
    
The not really
6th Week