SCHOOL
WARNING!!!!
You're about to read rantings and ravings from a teenager who, for the most part, hates school. The fact that he's using the school colors for this page sickens him as he's typing...  Anyway... That's just so you know...
Talent Shows                 Human interaction
Musical talent that is present 
The drum line at football games
Football games (when you don't pay attention)
Mah frens               Mr. Ciarlariello
The Brothers Of Joy        LUNCH
The fact that the teachers don't care about you
(Well... At least not a lot...)
Ms. Warren                   KNOWING people
The weird looking COOL janitor
Hugs      People who let me GIVE hugs
The SOUTH UNIT     THE BEEF (Radio Station)
The ladies.... mmhmm....
The Good Stuff
Idiots         Human interaction
People who ask me to perform "Toast" when there's no toaster around
Football games (when you DO pay attention)
Preppy bastards         Ms. Berlin (boring)
Spanish class        Uptight people
People who won't let me hug them
The North Unit joke
The cheerleaders at football games
RICK "THE DICK"     Evil substitute teachers
The fact that the teachers don't care about you
(Well... At least not a lot...)
Ignorant people        Bad moods
Psycho hose-beasts (like Megan McCurdy!)
LOTS more.......
The Bad Stuff
As you can see, the bad considerably weighs out the good. In the picture to your right, I'm happy to get the hell out of there.
You can go to the official Centerville High School website right here.
The Talent Show
The 2001 CHS Talent Show was a real treat for me. I may just be saying that because I was in it, but I don't know. Honestly though, it was a very good collection of acts... Sure there were a few duds in the show (the two trios of girls who just sang to a tape... Horrid...), but that's to be expected. All the bands were GREAT. Both pianists in the talent show were superb! Bret "Dancing Deisel" Blasius was awesome!!!! Way Back, the all girl band was DAMN Good! Parrallel ROCKED with their version of "All Along The Watchtower!" 35 Gallons Of Fun kicked serious bootay!! Adam Henderson did a pretty swell version of "Purple Haze," too!! Sensual Mullet was awesome, too!!!! What I really thought was great was the fact that I was the second-to-last act of EVERYTHING!!       The after-show jam was cool, too. I have pictures of me IN the jam with my toaster. Enjoy!!!!!!
The big guy in the pictures is Mr. Somerlot. He organized and put together the whole show.
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