Disclaimer: I don't own Gundam Wing

Author's Notes: An idea I had for a while, just never got around to writing it. Pure insanity, i think

Lady Une Gets Contact Lenses

As Lady Une walked around in the Preventer's HQ, she received many stares. Mainly because she was running around like a psychopath one moment, yelling out rants of justice and Nataku the next, advocating peace after, and then becoming extremely silent.

"Uh... are you alright Une?" Noin asked.

"YES WHY DO YOU SAY THAT?" Lady Une yelled out. Then she ran down the hallway. She ran into Wufei.

"INJUSTICE!" the justice prone man yelled out.

"NO, YOU'RE INJUSTICE. NATAKU WILL ADVOCATE JUSTICE! We musn't fight! There is nothing more valuable than life in this universe."

"Okay..." Nataku's pilot said, visibly scared and backing away slowly.

"..."

Wufei quickly ran off.

Next Une met Trowa.

"..." Une said.

"....?" was Trowa's reply.

"!" Une said.

Trowa raised his hidden eyebrow. "..." He walked off.

"INJUSTICE!" She then broke into a laughing fit.

All the gundam pilots, Zechs, Noin, and Relena gathered.

"What's wrong with her?" Duo asked. "She's suddenly acting a lot like me."

"And me," Wufei said.

"Me too," Quatre stated.

"..." the silent member said.

"She hasn't started acting like me yet," Heero said.

"Thank god," said Zechs.

At that moment, Lady Une decided to enter the room with a pair of handguns.

"EVERYBODY DOWN!" Quatre screamed. Unfortunately, he didn't follow his own advice, and neither did Duo and Relena.

"Hn," Une stated and started shooting at everyone. "Omae o korosu!"

"Omae o korosu Une. Don't steal my line!" Heero said and shot her once in the forehead.

A few weeks later an autopsy revealed the problem.

"She had gotten contact lenses that day," Noin told the pilots.

"Hn," Heero said.

"Oh well, at least she got rid of Relena!" Zechs said cheerfully.

The End

Ending Notes: Probably not one of my funniest, just a random fit of insanity from me. REVIEW