Disclaimer: I don't own Gundam Wing and I never will. Blah, blah, blah and so forth.

Notes: Reasons for why the Gundam Wing characters do or don't do something. Please review mina-san!

Reasons

Why they go to school:
Heero Yuy: Hide my identity.
Duo Maxwell: To act like a real kid! Unlike Heero over there. *Heero points his gun at Duo. "Omae o korosu."* Alright Heero don't kill me! *Duo cowers*
Trowa Barton: ... *Me: Trowa ANSWER UP!* ... *I sigh, "never mind"*
Quatre Raberba Winner: I need to learn my middle name! *sobs*
Wufei Chang: School? INJUSTICE! SCHOOL IS INJUSTICE! *I knock him out with my katana before he could continue (Sorry mina-san! I like Wufei, I just felt like making him like this for now)*
Relena Peacecraft/Darlian: I go to sch... *I cut her head off first (ALRIGHT, HER I HATE!)*

Why they pilot gundams:
Heero Yuy: How did you know I pilot a gundam? Omae o korosu. *Points gun at me* *Me: Don't blame me! Blame the people who made gundam!* Hn. Ninmuu Ryoukai. *Walks off to kill people who own gundam*
Duo Maxwell: BECAUSE I'M SHINIGAMI! *scowls because I like being called Shinigami and I cut off his braid (and yes, I hate him too)* NO MRS. BRAID! MY TRUE LOVE! *sobs and runs off to cry in his bedroom*
Trowa Barton: Anyonw who's seen a gundam can not live to tell about it. *Points his gun at me* *Me: GO WITH HEERO! DON'T HURT ME!* ... *shoots me in the leg once and I fall down clutching the wound* *Duo: HA! Serves you right for cutting off my braid!* *Me: ANTA O KOROSU! (Don't feel like stealing Heero's quote in a GW story). I remember that I'm the author and I heal myself up and grab my katana and Wufei's, who's still unconcious, katana (yes, I gave up on calling it a chinese sword, read What to do when you meet a gundam character to find out when I said it, and I think that's the title). Me: DIE! *Uses almighty author powers instead of katanas and I make him completely bald* *Duo: NOOOOO! MY HAIR! falls down on the floor and sobs some more*
Quatre Raberba Winner: The ZERO system helps me know my middle name.
Wufei Chang: *wakes up* TO MAKE JUSTICE! NATAKU IS JUS... *I knock him out again. Me: shut up about your wife*
Relena: *I revive her just for the hell of it* I don't pilot a... *I kill her again =D*

Why they have weapons:
Heero Yuy: *still gone*
Duo Maxwell: *still sobbing*
Trowa Barton: *still gone*
Quatre Raberba Winner: MY MIDDLE NAME MADE ME DO IT! *Me: Ok... I quickly cut his head off as well (YATTA! I KILLED OR HARASSED ALL OF THE PEOPLE I HATE =D)*
Wufei Chang: *wakes up again* BECAUSE WEAPONS ARE... *I quickly hit him with his own katana, because mine is already all bent up from his skull, grumbles a bit*
Relena: *I revive her again* Weapons are not needed in the world! Pacifism is the only... *I quickly kill her again*

I realize that everyone is either, dead, gone, or can't answer. And I forgot my last question anyway. Ja mata mina-san! *Heero and Trowa return*

Heero: Ninmuu kanryou.
Trowa: We only have one witness left.
*I quickly dash off as the two start shooting at me, followed by an angry Wufei, Duo is still sobbing*
Me: AHHHHHHHHHHHHH! Heero! I killed Relena! *Heero, Trowa, and Wufei stop*
Heero, Trowa, and Wufei: YAY! SHE'S DEAD!
Trowa: You can take sandrock, so that way your a gundam pilot also, and we don't have to kill you since you did us a favor by killing her, and Quatre. Quatre was too annoying and peaceful to be a pilot.
Me: Good.

Ending Notes: I don't like Sandrock actually, I like Wing 0 Custom. But I don't think Heero would let me take it. *watches Heero point a gun at me* hehehe, ja mata mina!