Disclaimer: *humms the theme of "Kill the wabbat song" (which by the way, we do not own)
we do not owwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwn these...
they are noooooooooooot ourrrrrrrrrrrrrrrsss...
please do not suuuuuuuueeeee....

waiting room:

Safferon walks into the waiting room, shuffles past the population of planet vegeta, currently kickinmg the crap out of Frieza.
Shuffles past queen bearyl and mistress 9 compairing nail polish,
shuffles past a boy with a bandnanda screaming "WHERE THE HELL AM I NOW?!?! RANMA THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT" who suddenly turns and disappers.
Nods at goku.
Shares a high-five with angelus, shares a grin with dark schneider.
Slaps his passport down on the counter in front of a bored looking bo-tan.

Bo-tan: Back again huh?
safferon grumbles stupid pigtailed martial Artists
Botan: 5 more vistis and you get a free toster
safferon rasies an eyebrow: 4 slotter or two?
bo-tan:two
safferon pouts:I alread got 10 of those!
Bo-tan hands back saffferons complete collections of Rumiko Takashi sized passport (which puts Dark Schneiders lil black book to shame)
Safferon turns and walks past a spikey haired youth wearing a leather dog coller with chain being held by a silver haired man with a huge katana and wearing all leather.
waves bye-bye to terry bogards collection of dead girfriends and flashes a peace sign to the guy in the red cape with machanical arm and trips zenki on his way out.
Safferon:pertty quiet in here today.
END
Recipe for this fanfiction:
Two Hentais (male and female)
add a dash of resident evil
stir in large collection of animes
Remove all oxygen
and add boredom
shake untill canadian
Then run for your life

By:
Insane Psycho-chick(Yaoi Lover) and Turkey of Darkness(Yuri Lover).
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