{*Tsuzuki-chan walks out on stage with her sign again: "Hello, minna-san! I've decided that Weiss Kreuz would be my next victim. If you know where to get the OAV subbed online, email me (don't put in the reveiw....), PLEASE!!! For the first person that does, I'll write a humor Weiss fic for them! R&R this and my other stories, too!!! Wow, I've really become shameless. I've suddenly got this strange obsession for writing fics with Ryuichi in them. This is no different. Hehehe...I don't think there will be any Gung-ho Guns with sock puppets, child-raping musicians, bunny boys, or shinigamis in thongs in this story. Oh, if you liked my 1st YnM fic, I might do a series..."*}

Why Ken Should Refrain from Playing Soccer Inside

by Tsuzuki-chan (Seiichiro Tatsumi)

"KEN!" yelled Aya. Aya wasn't one to just shout at everyone like this, but this was one of those things that just pushed his buttons. "Stop tossing your balls around!!! You'll break something!"

Yohji burst out into a deep laughter, while Omi got an extremely bad case of the giggles. Ken caught his soccer ball, and snickered. Aya didn't find the humor in what he had just yelled at Ken. How many times had he told Ken that playing with his soccer balls inside would break something or hit someone???

"Gomen," Ken said. Aya went back to sweeping the floor of the shop (it was his turn) then to his room, Omi went back to his Gravitation manga, and Yohji to his CD. Ken frowned, and sat down next to his koi. He peeked over Omi's shoulder and looked at the manga. "That Yuki guy reminds me of Aya." Omi snapped out of his reading, and looked over at Ken, who was smiling. The younger blushed.

"Oh, yeah... He kinda does..." Omi thought out loud. Omi moved the manga between them. He'd never would have thought that Ken would be interested in Gravitation. He was more into shonen manga, anyways.

"It would be great if that stick that was up his butt would dislodge itself," Ken laughed. Omi laughed a little at the comment, then continued to read. Ken soon lost interest in the manga, and took more interest in the bishonen reading it.

He put his arms around Omi and started to plant light kisses up and down Omi's neck. Of course, when he put his arms around Omi, he threw the soccer ball down. Rather hard, in fact. The ball bounced off the floor, off the wall, off the stool Yohji was sitting on (causing the sleepy- looking man to fall to the floor), off the wall again, off the ceiling, and right down the stairs, where a horrible sounding crash was heard moments later.

---+^+---

The members of Schreient looked at the screen. Heil smiled at the information that had come up. "I've found Weiss."

---+^+---

"Is he dead?" asked Omi.

"He might be..." said Yohji.

"What have you done, Ken!?" shouted obviously distressed Omi. "Aya's DEAD!!!"

"No, he's not! I see him breathing!!!" Ken said as he poked the unconscious Aya in the chest with the spout of a watering can. Aya started to stir and mumble, which caused Omi to jump about three feet in the air and latch onto Ken. Aya's eyes fluttered open. They weren't normal. In stead of being small and kind of intimidating and evil looking, they were...big. As in shoujo anime big. Then another equally as frightening thing happened. Aya smiled.

"Hello!" said the new genki Aya. Omi's hold on Ken grew tighter. "Where am I???" Yohji shot Ken a murderous look.

"He...doesn't...remember...anything, Ken," growled Yohji. "Plus he's all....genki. What have you done to my Aya!?"

"It was an accident!!!" said Ken defencively.

"With my lover like this, he'd be better off dead!" shouted Yohji in Ken's face. Aya, watching quietly, was becoming very scared. Why where all these strange people screaming? Politely, he raised his hand. Omi saw this and went over to him.

"What is it?" Omi asked with a smile. Aya pouted innocently.

"Do you know where Kumagoro is?" he asked.

"Na..ni? Did you just say...Kumagoro?" Omi said, becoming increasingly scared. Aya nodded.

"Yeah!!! Kumagoro! Have you seen him?" said the very confused young man.

"Can you tell me your name?" Omi hoped it wasn't going to be what he thought it would be. Of course, Aya had to confirm his fears.

"I'm Sakuma Ryuichi! What's your's???"

"Yohji....Ken....we have a really big problem over here...." Omi said in a very frightend voice. This was enough to get the attention of Ken, who quickly smacked Yohji to direct his attention to the youngest Weiss member.

"What is it?" asked Ken.

---+^+---

Omi had explained everything about Gravitation and Sakuma Ryuichi he could. Aya went to sleep in Yohji's lap, and Yohji was actually becoming sort of fond of the changes in his koi. But nothing could replace the real Aya, er..Ran, um...the Aya he knew that wasn't a girl.

"So, Aya now thinks he's Sakuma Ryuichi from a shonen-ai manga?" Ken asked.

"That's about the size of it," Omi responded. "As long as--"

"Don't say it," Yohji interrupted. "I know what you were going to say. Don't say it."

"You mean 'As long as nothing bad happens until he's back to normal, it'll be okay'?" said Ken.

"What in the hell did you do that for?!" Yohji exclaimed. "Now something bad is gonna happen!!!"

And with the usual Kudo Luck (tm), something bad did happen.

All four members of Schreient busted through the doors of room they were in. Yohji jumped right out of his seat, covered up the sleeping Aya, and went into battle with the other two members of Weiss. In the middle of the battle, everything was going pretty good for Weiss, seeing that they're the good guys and all. Suddenly, Tot's stuffed bunny flew out of her arms while dodging a dart thrown at her. The bunny flew right over and hit the sleeping mound of Aya in the face. He woke up instantly.

"Kumagoro!!!" Aya screamed happily, halting the battle going on around him. Tot walked up to him, and started to pull on her bunny.

"He's MINE!!!" screamed the blue-haired girl. "AND HIS NAME IS MISTER BUNNY!!!"

"KUMAGORO!!!"

"MISTER BUNNY!!!"

The two very child-like people started to get into a fight. It was awful. But, somewhere in there, Aya hit his head. After that, Aya passed out and Tot grabbed her bunny. Due to the strange events, Heil called for retreat, and Schreient quickly left Weiss alone.

The three assassins gathered around their red haired friend.

"I think he's dead again," said Omi. Suddenly, Aya's eyes flew open. They were back to normal.

"KEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

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