I figured I scope out state parks and learn my way around...get a park ranger uniform and go around the parks offering tour guides of the nature trails...well I'd charge a $1 for each person on the tour and then distribute my own special body of "bugspray" filled with sugar water...when everyone met up for the tour... So I'd take them and lead them off to woods (of course I'll have researched the local foilage so it seems like I know what i'm talking about) and we'll keep walking for a really long time... After a while I'll cry out...OH SHIZZIT! Sorry ladies and gentlemen i forgot to ask you all to leave your cellphones outside the forest, because the celluar waves kill insects. Then I'll reassure them its okay, because I'll have a special little duffel bag with a special mesh lining that disrupts the waves so the insects aren't killed. Then I make everyone give me their cell phones and continue on the tour. So its been about an hour by now and they'll all getting tired (of course I'm not, cuz I'll be one of those really in shape lunatics that goto the gym and what not) and at that point I'll lead them into the middle of a swamp. By now they'll all be biten to hell by misquitoes and other fine insects and they'll complain and I'll tell them they didn't put enough "bug spray" on and give them back the bottle of sugar water to reapply. Next I'll circle around the marsh a bit and pretend I got lost. And I'll pretend to panic and roll up into a fetal position and start to rock back and forth. As soon as one of them approach me I'll jump up and start running in the wrong direction...so if they follow me they'll get even more lost. Then I just circle around get in my jeep and drive away with $20 in my pockets a bag of cell phones to use for a few days. =o)