Moomoo's Meat story:
Story told by Megan Long Commentary by Rissa Rossetti
stupid anime: its so gross
stupid anime: seriously
rissathekissa: haha
rissathekissa: what
stupid anime: squeeze a cow's nip and then freeze whatever comes out
stupid anime: ice cream
rissathekissa: my flubberygoodnees of a body
stupid anime: disgusting
stupid anime: lol
rissathekissa: thank you
rissathekissa: i will never eat dairy again
stupid anime: lol
stupid anime: well
stupid anime: think about cheese
rissathekissa: ewww
rissathekissa: cheese makes me constipated
stupid anime: i mean its the excretion of a momma cows nip, then its congealed
stupid anime: lol
stupid anime: so is yogurt
stupid anime: and ice cream is one step away from yogurt
rissathekissa: ummm
rissathekissa: okay
rissathekissa: so yeah
stupid anime: which everyone knows has living bacteria in it
stupid anime: lol
rissathekissa: now i am anorexic
rissathekissa: thank you megan
stupid anime: sure
rissathekissa: lol
stupid anime: lol
stupid anime: want me to go into meat, too? or are you vegetarian?
rissathekissa: the new rule my mother gave me for my diet is no food after seven
rissathekissa: vegean now after what you said
stupid anime: lol
stupid anime: are you sure?
stupid anime: i love giving the meat speech
stupid anime: it stretches my descriptive abilities
rissathekissa: okay
stupid anime: which is why i don't usually eat it
stupid anime: lol
rissathekissa: go ahead
rissathekissa: i wasn't stopping you
stupid anime: ok -- take almost any barnyard animal, raised from a baby,
probably named something like "Mr MooMoo" by the farmer's daughter, who
goes out to give it a kiss every morning before school
rissathekissa: aaaaaaaaaahhhhhh
rissathekissa: you're going to make me cry!
stupid anime: that animal- lets call it a cow- one day is sitting
out in the sun, enjoynig the greeness of the grass and the sunshine
rissathekissa: little moomoo?:-(
stupid anime: farmer george comes over one day
while his little girl is at school, and brings Mr Moomoo to a truck in the barnyard
stupid anime: that truck takes Mr MooMoo to a factory, where someone
beats him on the head with a club, just hard enough to get him
disoriented. then his throat is slit, and sharp knives slowly peel the
skin off of his still-warm body
rissathekissa: BUT MR MOOMOO!!!!!:-[
stupid anime: then more machines come and pick up whats left of poor
Mr MooMoo and tear him to pieces and throw some of him into
a big grinder, while other bits are carved up into delectable steaks
rissathekissa: :'(
stupid anime: blood is everywhere, along with big flaps of Mr MooMoos
skin (which will be tanned for leather) and the beloved family pet is now
sliding around a conveyor belt on several meat trays, wrapped in
plastic and marked $3.50 a pound
rissathekissa: >:o
stupid anime: that night, little Cindy Jenkins, friend of the
late Mr MooMoo, comes home after a long day at school, and sits down
to a nice American dinner of french fries and HAMBURGERS
rissathekissa: BUT MR MOOMOO IS STILL A VIRGIN!!!!!
rissathekissa: :-X!!!!!!!!
stupid anime: with cheese, made from milk from MrMooMoos WIFE,
who is heading down the same road tomorrow
rissathekissa: =-O
stupid anime: and their BABY CALF, little MooMoo Junior,
will be sold at the same time as his mommy to be made into nice veal
cutlets for dinner with guests
rissathekissa: :-$
rissathekissa: so mr moo moo isn't a virgin!
stupid anime: cindy is, at this moment, chewing happily on the mauled
skin and bones of her best friend, thinking happily about her
yummy dinner and how she can't wait to tell Mr MooMoo about her day
rissathekissa: but little moomoo is
stupid anime: lol
stupid anime: Little MooMoo? no.
rissathekissa: hahaha
rissathekissa: little moomoo is a pimp?
stupid anime: he has been anally raped by the steroid implanting machines
stupid anime: lol
rissathekissa: but yeah
rissathekissa: i am sad
rissathekissa: and wont eat meat again
stupid anime: and his mother, Mommy MooMoo, is just the farm whore for veal lovers
stupid anime: lol
stupid anime: good
stupid anime: i'll leave vegetables alone.. you have to eat something
rissathekissa: yeah
rissathekissa: what's wrong with the veggies!
stupid anime: hehehe
stupid anime: Mr MooMoo had to poop one day...
rissathekissa: don't tell me veggie tales in real!!!!!
rissathekissa: oh yeah
rissathekissa: we all poop
stupid anime: but then again, so did little Cindy Jenkins
stupid anime: lol
stupid anime: you don't eat mushrooms, do you?
rissathekissa: ummm yeah i do
stupid anime: ew