Street Fighter vs. Ranma 1/2


The Setting:


"Shampoo! Why won't you go out on with me tonight. Come on Shampoo!" Mousse was trying to get Shampoo's attention, but she wouldn't even turn to look at him.

"There still customers waiting for food, Mousse!" Shampoo hmmphed.

"But Shampoo!" Mousse followed right behind his love to the table she had brought some noodles to.

"Mousse! Let Shampoo work!" Shampoo was a little more annoyed than usual. It had simply been a long day at work and Ranma wasn't even in town.

"Yeah! Quit your whimpering!" The man at the table suddenly shouted.

"What? Who the heck are you?" Mousse was instantly annoyed. Shampoo looked down at the customer with some minor interest.

The man stood up and got right into Mousse's face. He glared a menacing glare. "I'm a guy who's trying to eat here and you're messing up the atmosphere."

"Well...we don't need your kind of patronage anyway!" Mousse tried to counter

"Mousse! No insult customer!" Shampoo was merely annoyed.

"You care to step outside...Mousse." The customer said.

"You bet! I never turn down a challenge." Mousse and the customer went outside. Everyone else in the Cat Cafe got up and moved to the door and windows to be able to watch the upcoming battle.

"Prepare to face my wrath." The customer in pink boasted.

"What IS your name?" Mousse asked, as he took his fighting stance.

"I am Dan Hibiki!" Dan called out. "I am the guy who is going to take you down!"


Commentary:


Wasteaway

This battle is all about range, so it's a cinch for Mousse. Dan will never get close enough to Mousse to be a threat to him, unless he loses his glasses. But even so Mousse loses either way, becaue Shampoo is gonna KILL him for picking a fight with a customer!

Tyler

Mousse would crush Dan like an anit-aircraft gun shooting down a butterfly. Dan has always been, and always will be, a pitiful joke of a fighter.  What few moves he does have are limited and short range.  His chi moves and Supers require his opponents to be at close range and/or defenseless to be effective. Mousse, on the other hand, has the advantage of using weapons in his art. The weapons give him range and versatility that Dan would find difficult, if not impossible, to defend against.  Adding to his weapons advantage is the fact that Mousse's bare Hand-to-Hand fighting skills are respectable, if not impressive. The only disadvantage Mousse has is his poor eyesight.  However, the fact that Dan is wearing a BRIGHT PINK gi, plus the fact that Mousse has managed to become a skilled and dangerous fighter despite his eyes, only serve to minimize this disadvantage. Mousse will undoubtedly demonstrate that he is the superiour combatant in this matchup!

Killer6

Dan will win through sheer luck, and the fact that Mousse is half-blind and will probably be distracted by Shampoo's presence. But he'd probably take a while, if he has to stop every few minutes to show off or taunt him.

Kayin Reisei

Mousse has the advantage here because he can always keep Dan at a distance with his chains, while Dan's pitiful fireball barely leaves his hand.  Dan isn't fast like Ranma either, so he won't be able to dodge the chains and will eventually be worn down.

Jarvis

It'll be an evenly matched fight, with both fighter's fighting mostly with egos.  When the smoke clears, Dan's got this one.  As long as he stays close to Mousse, he can unleash his entire arsenal of moves. Secondly, Mousse will be too busy trying to impress Shampoo, he leave himself wide open more than enough times for Dan to put him away.

Lord Zudar

Mousse - It's Dan for cryin' out loud!


The Fight:


 Mousse snarled in Dan's direction, ready to fight the upstart in front of him. Dan smiled a smug little grin, ready to add a certain victory to his belt. Those in the Cat Cafe looked out the windows or stood in the doorway, sure something exciting was about to happen. Shampoo was about to hit both of them, but she was suddenly stopped by Cologne's wooden staff. 

"Don't interfere, Shampoo. This is a fight between men." Cologne then went into the Cat Cafe, and Shampoo quickly followed. She made a little "hmmph!" as she returned to her duties. 

"Come on! Bring it on!" Dan commanded. 

"You don't have to ask me twice!" Mousse said as he lept into the air. Four chains came out of each sleeve. Dan dodged to one side, but found one arm was wrapped up in a chain ending in a yo-yo. Dan landed and realized that his opponent was now on the roof of a nearby building.  

"That the best you can do? This fight'll be over faster than I thought." Dan laughed. 

"Oh yeah? Is that what you th-ulp!!!" Mousse's comment was cut short as Dan used the chain to pull Mousse off the top of the building. Dan thrust his hands together and aimed them at Mousse.  

"GADOKEN!" Dan shouted as the ball of energy formed at the end of his hands and moved as close to Mousse as the wall was on the other side. Mousse hit the ground unscathed.

"How do you like that little taste of Saikyo-Ryu?" Dan gloated, not realizing the only damage Mousse took was from the ground. "Ready to give up, little man?"

Mousse got up, not that badly hurt by the fall, and adjusted his glasses. "I haven't even begun to fight! Take this! Keiran Ken!" Mousse pulled a hen from his robes. Dan was stunned at the absurdity of what he was watching. Mousse caught the 6 eggs the hen laid and hurled them just as quickly at Dan. Dan was hurled into the air by the explosion, though none could say if he was shocked by the blast or by the methods used to create the blast.

"What?" Dan said as he lay on the ground. Dan did not get up right away, but he looked arround for Mousse. It took him a while before he noticed that Mousse had somehow gotten back on the rooftops. Dan rose to his feet, dusting his pink gi of the blast char.

"Now witness an attack passed down through 3000 years of Chinese history! TAKAZUME KEN!!" Mousse came leaping down from the roof. Dan suddenly snapped back into shape and leapt up toward his foe.

"KORYUKEN!!" Dan screamed as he rose off the ground. Dan rose in a spiraling motion, but somehow, the arc of his jump fell short of meeting Mousse... in fact, as he reached that motionless state just before gravity started bringing Dan back to the ground, he became a perfect landing pad for Mousse's attack. The kick landed so soundly on Dan's face, many of the onlookers had to turn away in anguish.

Mousse normally would leap back after his feet connected with their target, but in this case, Mousse stayed on Dan as he smashed into the ground. Most arround could hear the sound of Dan's conciousness leaving with a burst of breath. Mousse knew Dan would not get up from that hit took two steps away from his foe.

"Did you see that Shampoo! I won!" Mousse was triumphant. He then looked arround and noticed his beloved was nowhere to be seen. "Shampoo?" As he looked about, the crowd was already going back to their seats.

"Wow! That was short!" One of the onlookers complained.    

"What was the point of that?" Another muttered.

"Where's that cute red-haired waitress? She was much cooler." Yet another added.

"Shampoo?" Mousse felt the joy of his victory torn to pieces. He ran straight to the door, pushing past the few people not fast enough to get back to their seats. He saw Shampoo already delivering a meal to a new customer.

"Shampoo? I won! Didn't you see me?" Mousse was getting desperate.

"That nice, Mousse. Shampoo very busy." Shampoo didn't even turn to look at him.

"But, Shampoo!" Mousse tried.

"Isn't your break over?" Cologne added. "Get back to work."


Mousse: 17

Dan Hibiki: 7

No... not very close, but I am very happy to see so many votes. Thanks to all for writing! You're great!


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