We know, we know, practically every reasonable site out here has this section and it is one of the least originaly things you could come up with...but we're putting it here anyway.. o.O;; Here are some thing you'll never hear the DBZ-crew say...
We don't have much on here for now but we're working on it.
By Lady katz:::... (skip this, my humore sux)
Vegeta- I'm the evil Teletubby MUHAHAHAHA!! *decapitates other teletubbys with his smiley-faced scythe*
Goku- Chaos, Panic, Disorder.....My work here is done.
Vegeta- I never knew going to the park could be this much fun! *runs off to go and play with the other kids who run in fear from the crazy man*
Bulma- Oh crap, I guess adding that purple stuff wasn't the best idea... Trunks, honey. Mommy will be right back to work on that mutated arm of yours but I gotte peal your father off the cealing first.
Vegeta- Kakarrot, pet the damn bunny!
Bulma- *watches Vegeta crash through the door in a desperate attempt to get out of the room as fast as possible* I really should tell him about a woman's monthly 'trouble' some day... *sweatdrops*
Goku- DIE!! Die, you goddamn ass!!
*beats the guy that's teaching him how to drive to a pulp with an extremely blunt object*
By Lauryn:::...
Goku- Where there's a will, there are greedy family members waiting for you to die
Piccolo- Uhm..isn't it supposed to be, where there's will, there's a way?
Goku- Not in the real world! *glares at Gohan*
Goku- Life is like a box of chocolates....you never know what you're gonne get...OOOO!! Caramel! *gasp* IS THAT DOUBLE CHOCOLATE?! IT IS!
Gohan- Mama said knock you out.
Cell- *gulp*
Goku- *points at Goten* It's Mini-me!
Vegeta- Kakarrot, everyone's entiteled to stupidity, but you're abusing the privilege!
By Topaz:::...
Goku- What are we gonne do tonight, Vegeta?
Vegeta- The same thing we do every night, Kakarrot. Try to take over the world!
*They're Goku, they're Goku and Vegeta, Vegeta, Vegeta, bum, bum, bum*
Goten- *while standing on Kami's lookout, holding a penny* If I drop this from here, the gravitational force it creates will be neough to kill some lucky bystander if it should hit them...
Goku- *While playing chess* Brolly, if you move that rook to C-6, then that makes for check in 5 moves!
Got any ideas on what they would never say? A submission would be appreciated ^-^