~Get up all perky ready for another exiting day!
~Smash the annoying ass, turn around and continue sleeping
~All our alarm clocks have been destroyed by evil androids..sorry
~Throw the usual slut out of your bed and walk over her on your way out
~I don't sleep, I meditate, dumbass
2. Okay, you dragged your sorry ass out of bed, what now?
~I drink some water and continue meditating..leave me alone
~I pick up more whores to get me through the day after calling off a date with my girlfriend
~I shall train to achieve my goal and reclaim my place as most powerfull Sayian in the universe, MUHAHAHA!!
~Jump around in my carrot costume and tell people I'm a vegetable-person before covering them with magic dust. ..and buy some milk....
~Polish my sword for a couple of hours and use my spare time to save a different dimension from all hell
3. Forget what you had planned for today, you're going to the mall!!
~Good luck with that, no way in hell are you gonne drag me to that hell hole!
~Oohw, can we ride the little pony's?? Can we, can we, can we!!??
~Leave me the fuck alone, I have a busy schedual of meditating and drinking water!
~Yess, plenty of unsuspecting female victims at the mall!!
~Yeah shure, if you can find the mall between the mutilated corpses...
4. *ignores previous question* So, we are at the mall, cool! Which store do you wanne go 2?
~Any place where they sell food!
~I told you, the mall was destroyed
~The one without the annoying baka humans -.-
~Damnit, how did you get me here?
~Let's visit the good 'ol green house *grin*
5. Oohw, you're the 1000th customer and you're over run by happy people. What now!?
~Depends, are there any slutty girls with them?
~Blast 'em all into the next dimension for being too happy than possible for any race
~All the people where slaughtered, how difficult is that to understand?
~I give up.. *throws computer through the window*
~Join them and teach all the happy people the fluff-song!
6. You come back home with a prize of 100 kitties, how are you greeted?
~Get my head bashed in for distracting my son and because I forgot to buy milk
~*crickets*
~The Onna screams my head off for a couple of hours before we .... Why am I telling you this, it's none of your damn business!
~By hordes of 'willing' girls I picked up and promised a kittie if they came with me *hentai grin*
~I agree with the other guy, this is useless *blasts computer*
7. *running out of ideas* uhm...do you even like Kitties..?
~*faint screams of terror can be heard in the distance*
~I love them! Served with a pinch of salt that is
~Kitties are cute... *little stars pop up in eyes*
~*crickets*
~Girls seem to like 'em, why do you think I have a floating one?
8. Okay, screw this. Who do you wanne be?
~Mirai Trunks
~Piccolo
~Yumcha
~Vegeta
~Goku