Algebra
by Helios and WinterFox

 

Hiya! it's me Helios

this is somthing me and Noey (a classmate who is totally in love with Kura-san) thought this up during our most boring Math class.

yadadadadadadada disclaimers...

Algebra

By: Helios and WinterFox

 

Teacher : and the square of...

Helios: (asleep on desk) zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Winter: (pokes Helios) Hey! Helios

Helios: zzzzzzzzz

Winter: (turns to Kurama) Kura-san.....help me get Helios up....(dreamy eyes)

Kurama:(looks at Helios) Look! it's Hiei!

Helios:(perk up) WHERE?????!!!??

Winter:(dreamy eyes get even more dreamy) Arigato Kura-san

Helios:(mumbles) silly Koorime and Kitsune....(mumble)

Teacher: (points at Helios) Ms. _______ < nah, it's my Ningen name.> The answer to number 28?

< Helios throws a look at Kurama and Winter, who were looking totally innocent>

Winter:(whisphers) pssssst....Kura-san

Kurama:(rolls eyes) stop calling me that!

Winter:(blink blink) Why? (get that puppy-eyed look)

Kurama:(sweatdrop) ehhh..

Helios:(still dissed at having to answer the question)Becoz he likes (gets smacked by Kurama) HEY!!! (draws out Katana)

Kurama:(wide-eyed) where did you get that?????

Helios:(mean smile) Hiei-san forgot it after last nigh...i mean last afternoon (smile)

Winter:(pouts) How come Helios-san get's Hiei and i don't get you?(turns Puppy eyes to Kurama, again)

Kurama:(Sweatdrops) eh.....

Helios:(meaner smile) becoz it's my fic.

Winter:(Brings out little ice dagger)OH yeeaaah?

Helios:(brings out the full length of the much longer Katana) Oh YEAH!!!

Winter:(shrinks) oh....

Kurama:(sweatdrops).......

Winter:(looks around) Where are Keiko and Yuusuke?

Kurama:(shrugs) i dunno.

Helios:(roll of eyes) Winter, you fully expect Yuusuke, i mean Urameshi Yuusuke, to stay in a Math class???

Winter:(pink in mouth) oh.

Helios:(shakes head) kitsunes no baka

Kurama & Winter: (together) WE RESENT THAT!

Teacher:(Points) Mr. Minamino

(at this Kurama stands and promptly gives the answer)

Helios:(as Kurama sits down) Show-off

Winter:(ice dagger, again) don't call Kura-san that!

Kurama:(many, many *many* sweatdrops) Um...girls....

Helios:(hands on hips) Sez who? you? a white little dog?

Kurama:(looks up to the heavens) Help?

Winter:(infuriated) DOG? DOG? i am a FOX you...you...Duo look-a-like!!

< note, i'm *supposed* to be wearing a braid...>

Helios:(greenfire(tm) coming out of her fingertips) I-DO-NOT-LOOK-LIKE-D-U-O

Teacher:(screams) SHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAADDDDAAAPPPP

< several hours later, a very very dissed Helios and Winter step out of the classroom, covered in chalk-dust>

Helios:(dazed) every single black board in the Highschool Building......

Winter:(equally dazed) whoa....

Helios & Winter:(same time) Hmmm.... (sees teacher walking home) HMMM!

< they look at each other, Helios getting the Katana out, and WInter getting her ice spells ready. and with a nod and a mean look, they follow the teacher home.....

end......less

 

Garh.....ok ok, only half of this story is what Winter and i thought of. Most of the time we were thinking is: Since he is so attentive in all the other classes, would Suuichi Minamino be attentive in our Health class?

< note: our class in Health is called "Human Sexuality" *wink* get it?>

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