Q: How do you get a blonde pregnant? A: Come in her shoes and let the flies do the rest. Q: How does a blonde hold her liquor? A: By the ears. Q: How does a blonde moonwalk? A: She pulls down her panties and slides her ass along the floor! Q: What's the difference between a blonde and an ironing board? A: It's difficult to open the legs of an ironing board. Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a broom closet? A: Only two men fit inside a broom closet at once. Q: What does the Bermuda Triangle and blondes have in common? A: They've both swallowed a lot of semen. Q: How does a blonde get pregnant? A: And I thought blondes were dumb! Q: How do you tell when a blonde reaches orgasm? A: Who cares? Q: What two things in the air can get a blonde pregnant? A: Her feet! Q: How do you confuse a blonde? A: You don't. They're born that way. Q: How can you tell if a blonde has a vibrator? A: By the chipped tooth. Q: Why do blondes have vaginas? A: So guys will talk to them at parties. Q: How is a blonde like a postage stamp? A: You lick'm, stick'em, and send'em on their way Q: How can you tell when a blonde is dating? A: By the buckle print on her forehead. Q: Why do blondes drive cars with sunroofs? A: More leg room. Q: What do you say to a blonde with no arms and no legs? A: "Nice tits!" Q: What do you call a blond with a bag of sugar on her head? A: Sweet Fuck All... Q: What do you call two nuns and a blonde? A: Two tight ends and a wide receiver. Q: Why are blondes like cornflakes? A: Because they're simple, easy and they taste good