SOME GREAT CHAT-UP LINES

1. Excuse me but do you believe in premarital sex ? No. well I'm married , lets fuck.
2. Motion for her to come over ( with the come hither ) When she comes over , say : I knew if I fingered you , you'd cum !
3. Excuse me ma'am . Did you know that you look so good I would suck your daddy's Dick ?
4. Excuse me , You have the whitest teeth I've ever come ( cum ) across.
5. Is that a mirror in your pocket , cause I can see myself in your pants.
6. Do you know the difference between a Big Mac and a blow job ? No , What are you doing for lunch tomorrow ?
7. Call a woman over to you using your index finger in the come hither . When she comes over tell her " if I can make you come ( cum ) with one finger , imagine what I can do with ten ".
8. That dress is very becoming on you . But if I was on you , I'd be cumming to !!
9. Let's play war , I'll lay down and you can blow the fuck out of me.
10. "Have you ever been kissed on the navel ? " Yes ! From the inside ?
11. Hi there , do you live on a chicken farm ? cause you sure know how to raise cocks!!!
12. Let's go to my place and do the things I'll tell everyone we did anyway.
13. The word of the day is " legs. " Legs go back to my place and spread the word .
14. Hi , are you wearing space underwear ? cause your ass is out of this world.

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