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NEWSPAPER STYLE RECAP FOR 2000 The Dickens League Date: 10/01/2000

TEAM WON LOST BATTING AVERAGE HOME RUNS RUNS BATTED IN

2000 DEL 105 57 B.Bonds2 BON .549 B.Bonds6 BON 196 C.Delgado DEL 248

2000 GIL 94 68 M.Alou6 ALO .548 J.Giambi9 GIA 195 M.McGwire MCG 247

2000 GAR 74 88 M.Piazza2 PIA .542 B.Bonds9 BON 192 T.Helton2 HEL 240

2000 GUE 66 96 C.Delgado DEL .542 M.McGwire MCG 186 M.McGwire MCG 234

2000 PIA 46 116 J.Giambi7 GIA .542 OTHERS TIED W 185 T.Helton5 HEL 230

2000 MCG 104 58 WINS SAVES ERA

2000 RAM 101 61 J.Lima GIA 24 B.William GAR 18 J.Lima GRI13.17

2000 SOS 79 83 J.Lima GRI 23 B.William SHE 16 C.Perez RAM13.57

2000 THO 60 102 B.William MCG 22 B.William MCG 14 J.Lima SOS14.83

2000 BAG 58 104 OTHERS TIED W 20 B.William BON 13 C.Perez GRI15.32

OTHERS TIED W 12 C.Perez SHE15.39

2000 GIA 126 36

2000 BON 123 39 CUR HIT STREAK MVP POINT CY YOUNG POINT

2000 SHE 90 72 S.Sosa3 SOS 144 B.Bonds9 BON 1709 B.William BON 177

2000 HEL 88 74 C.Delgado DEL 143 B.Bonds8 BON 1684 B.William MCG 120

2000 JON 59 103 G.Sheffie SHE 135 C.Delgado DEL 1680

C.Delgado DEL 124 J.Giambi9 GIA 1652

2000 ARO 88 74 N.Garciap GAR 116 B.Bonds7 BON 1618

2000 GRI 86 76

2000 ALO 68 94

2000 JET 56 106

2000 IRO 49 113

YESTERDAY'S GAMES TODAY'S SCHEDULE AND PROBABLE STARTERS

JON 14 at SHE 48

GAR 25 at GIL 31

BON 38 at GIA 23

RAM 27 at SOS 18

GRI 25 at ALO 31

GUE 40 at MCG 26

ARO 26 at HEL 35

YESTERDAY'S BEST PERFORMANCES

BATTER TM OPP AB R H RB BB Ks HR SB

B.Bonds2 BON GIA 7 5 5 8 0 1 3 0

T.Helton5 HEL ARO 6 4 5 8 2 0 2 0

V.Guerrero3 GUE MCG 7 5 5 8 1 0 2 0

V.Guerrero4 GUE MCG 8 7 6 5 0 0 2 1

G.Sheffield4 SHE JON 8 5 5 8 1 1 2 0

PITCHER TM OPP INN H R ER BB Ks HR WLS

(Apparently no pitcher was deemed worthy to be given the title ‘Best Performance’.)

ALL-STAR SELECTIONS BY POSITION

C I.Rodriguez9(IRO) 2,097,103 I.Rodriguez0(IRO) 2,068,713

1B C.Delgado9(DEL) 4,268,289 J.Giambi9(GIA) 4,069,186

3B C.Jones4(JON) 1,974,708 C.Jones9(JON) 1,932,900

SS A.Rodriguez0(ARO) 2,740,356 N.Garciaparra(GAR) 2,526,167

LF B.Bonds9(BON) 4,494,639 B.Bonds8(BON) 4,301,774

CF B.Giles6(GIL) 2,719,724 B.Giles9(GIL) 2,413,313

RF M.Ramirez9(RAM) 3,266,050 M.Ramirez8(RAM) 2,924,301

Pi B.Williams(BON) 4,314,853 B.Williams(MCG) 2,199,430

(Apparently, the computer only thought Brian Williams was worthy of being on an All-Star team)