Life, the Universe, and Strat-O-Matic

Volume I, Number 3

February 6, 2001

 

Gentlemen, start your dice throwing

 

“The Red (& Blue) Cards are Coming, the Red (&Blue) Cards are Coming!”

Were Paul Revere alive today in Glen Head, NY, he might be heard driving around the parking lot of Strat-O-Matic, Inc. in his ’97 Ford Taurus announcing the ever-awaited statement, that Strat-O-Maniacs’ Opening Day is at hand. Somewhere between the 3rd week of January and 2nd week of February (this year, February 2nd. Woo hoo!) is the first opportunity to gaze upon that wonder of wonders, the new set of cards. Even as I compose this little ditty, a twinge of excitement races through my blood, knowing that my order for the 2000 season set should be mailed out within the next 48 hours. (I got my order placed via computer on one of the first days you could back in December. :P) Of course, the delivery by UPS or the US Postal Service doesn’t have quite the same effect as picking up your brown bag in person, but it does ensure you can be the first kid on your block to tear apart the defending champion Yankees.

 

“Why Didn’t I Spend the Extra $4 to get 2-Day Priority?!”

The day your cards are delivered, the postman isn’t a Cliff Claven; he’s more of a Hermes, a messenger of the gods with a prize greater than the Golden Fleece. The anticipation of the new arrival is more nerve-wracking than the delivery of a first-born child. How else can you see if this is the year to trade Greg Maddux, or draft Chuck Finley finally? I can remember several times over the last few years, driving home from work every day at lunchtime, hoping to find that rectangular brown mailing package waiting at my doorstep, only to be disappointed and having wasted a gallon of gas to find….nothing. It would normally take 2-4 trips before that commodity more precious than gold would appear. No longer would my work day be distracted by thoughts of “They better come tomorrow.” Now, my thoughts would be occupied by “Who’s gonna bat cleanup against lefties?” What do you mean line 6 is holding for me? I need to figure out a fifth outfielder!

 

“(Will) The Thrill is Gone”

With the creation of his web site and invitation to ringmaster the Strat-O web ring, Phil has found, and pointed out to me and everyone else who frequents his site, a whole cyber world of Strat-O maniacs, enthusiasts and freakazoids. (These terms are all used affectionately, of course. If you’re reading this article, you must be, like us, to some degree at least, possessed by the spirits of Strat). There are printed publications describing all the latest computer game advancements, projecting fielding ratings, printing actual fielding ratings, listing the breakdowns for rating out a hitters card vs. left and right, just about anything you wanted to know about a Strat-O card. Additionally, there are dozens of web pages filled with articles and chat rooms dedicated to the Strat card. ‘Twas a time this was not so.

 

I remember back in ’90 having the first pick in the draft. Felix Jose had his first full year in the majors with Oakland and St. Louis. He hit around .320, had a little power, stole some bases – the obvious first pick in the draft. We used to have our drafts in December, with only the Bill James Stats, Inc. book to go by. Lo and behold, upon seeing his card for the first time, my big plans for him were shot. He got a 4. DH-dom for him.  In ’91 I again had one of the first picks. This time a big guy back from Japan whomped 50 HR’s. Who was I to pass up Cecil Fielder? Of course, seeing his card brought on a realization. With his severely weighted card against lefties, there was no way he would ever hit .285 with 50 HR’s in a righty pitcher dominated league. Oh well, ‘dems da breaks.

 

On the other hand, a few years ago Pittsburgh 2B Tony Womack hit .288 with around 70 steals. He looked to be a 1st round pick for sure. What’s that? Reports say he got a 4? I ended up getting him in the 7th round. There was no challenge, (even though that particular league drafts after we see the cards) I knew for weeks that he would get a 4 without even seeing the cards so I was able to wait on him.

With all these reports: releases from Strat-O-Matic, newsletters, websites – a major “fun” factor has been removed from the game. No longer will you make an off-season trade only to kick yourself because the 2B you gave away, who had been no better than a 3 for you for three years, suddenly nabs a 1, while the OF you got back who hit 27 HR’s hit them all against lefties – and you needed him to mash righties. (Of course, if you’re a goof you might make that sort of trade without investigating first, but I digress…)

 

It’s great to be able to figure out every aspect of your team before you ever make that list of draft potentials, know that you need to unload a pitcher with a $5 mil salary because he’ll have 8 points of BP HR vs. righties and you play in Coors Field. But at the same time, you no longer will be able to laugh at that guy who traded four draft picks to get that Rookie of the Year 3B, only to discover, upon seeing his card, that he’s a 4 with W power against righties. The challenge of drafting the best cards based on explicit knowledge is not the same as drafting half-blind, hitting on some picks, missing on others. You can only hope to get the guys you want and need before your less-knowledgeable opponents do, even though the only scouting they do is to read a Strat-Fan or other such publication, while you watch Sportscenter four times a day all summer, while you religiously study Baseball America, while you purchase season tickets to the Twins (yuck!) just so you can actually see your prospective CF all season long.

 

And, while this has nothing to do with this article except for the caption, Will Clark has retired, thus The Thrill is gone from baseball, as well as from drafting.

 

 

 

Life, the Universe, and Strat-O-Matic was conceived and written by Alan May

 

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