A list of Chris Bermanisms
Baseball player nicknames from the ESPN Master.
 
A
 Shawn "Little" Abner
 Rick "see ya later" Aguilera
 Mike "Enough" Aldretti
 or Mike "Mario" Aldrete
 Doyle "Brandy" Alexander
 Dana Allison "Wonderland"
 Bill Almon "Joy"
 or Bill "Toasted" Almon
 Roberto "Remember The" Alomar
  Sandy "Remember the other" Alomar Jr.
 Brady "Bunch" Anderson
 Joaquin "the dog" Andujar
 Tony "Brothers In" Armas
 Don "Guns of" August
 B
 Scott "Hay" Bailes
 Mark "Beetle" Bailey
 Scott "Tallulah" Bankhead
 Floyd "Up and Down the" Bannister
 Marty "Grin and" Barrett
 Kevin "Small Mouth" Bass
 Randy "Large Mouth" Bass
 Billy "Lima" Beane
 George "Taco" Bell
 or George "Liberty" Bell
 Bruce "Eggs" Benedict
 Andy "Merchant of Venice" Bends
 Todd "Mercedes" Benzinger
 Damon "Blue" Berryhill
 Karl "these are the" Best "of times"
 Bud "paint it" Black
 Lance "You sank my" Blankenship
 Bert "Be home" Blyleven
 Bruce Bochte "Ball"
 Randy Bockus "is willing"
 Wade "Cranberry" Boggs
 Barry "U.S." Bonds
 Pat "North of the" Borders
 Daryl "Please come home to" Boston
 Sid "Coffee and" Bream
 Greg "Crocodile" Brock
 Hubie "Babbling" Brooks
 Bob "Bulldog" Bower
 Britt "Third Degree" Burns
 Randy "Burning" Bush
 Brett "Tara" Butler
 
 
 C
 Greg "life is a" Caderet
 Ivan "Bubbling" Calderon
 Sylvester "When the swallows return to" Campusano
 John "Candyman" Candeleria
 Tom "Cotton" Candiotti
 Jose "can you see" Canseco
 Don "roses" Carman
 Mark Carreon "my wayward son"
 Ron Cey "Hey"
 or Ron "born in the US" Cey
 Steve "Kentucky fried" Chitren
 Will "The Natural" Clark
 Mark "Crystal" Clear
 David "Sili-" Cone
 Ed "Chick" Correa
 Henry "Ava-" Cotto
 Jose "Won't you take me on a sea" Cruz
 Todd "Carribean" Cruz
 D
 Kal "Jack" Daniels
 Ron "Oh My" Darling
 Eric "The Red" Davis
 Glenn "Mr. Outside" Davis
 Jody Davis "Eyes"
 "Eye of the" Storm Davis
 Bill "Hello" Dawley
 Jeff Dedmon "Don't wear plaid"
 Rob "Bomba" Deer
 or Rob "Rein" Deer
 Jim "Two sillouhettes on" DeShaies
 Bo "Beunos" Diaz
 Bill "Doran" Doran
 Rich "280z" Dotson
 Brian "Number 10" Downing "Street"
 Kelly "Churchill" Downs
 Curt "Devil with the blue" Dressendorfer
 Dan "Salad" Driesen
 Mike "Well" Dunne
 Leon "Bull" Durham
 Jim "Washer and" Dwyer
 E
 Lee Elia "Kuriakin"
 Dave "Right" Engle
 F
 Steve "A bridge too" Farr
 "El" Sid Fernandez
 Cecil "Is No" Fielder
 Curt "Model-T" Ford
 Bob "Air" Forsch
 John "Generalissimo Franscisco" Franco
 "Starvin'" Marvin Freeman
  Jim "Bela" Fergosi
 Rollie "Chicken" Fingers
 G
 Oscar "six-to-five" Gamble
 Greg Gagne "with a spoon"
 Andres "The Giant" Galarraga 
 Mike "Leggo" Gallego
 Wes "Kenny the" Gardner
 Dan "Man from" Gladden
 Tom "Heard it through the" Glavine
 Dwight "Johnny Be" Gooden
 Mark "Amazing" Grace
 Mark "Federal" Grant
 Johnny "Pass the" Grubb
 "Fettucini" Alfredo Griffin
 Jose "Mother" Guzman
 Tony Gwynn "and bear it"
 
H
 Moose "Antlers" Haas
 Von "Purple" Hayes
 Jeff Hamilton "Joe Frank and Reynolds"
 Mike Heath "Bar"
 Danny "Dung" Heep
 or Danny "Uriah" Heep
 Dave "Harry and the" Henderson
 Tommy "Ben" Herr
 Jay "Thurston B." Howell
 LaMarr "Where does it" Hoyt
 Kent "Buy a vowel" Hrbek
 Glenn "Mother" Hubbard
 Charles "Moscow on the" Hudson
 Tom "Ex-" Hume
 Bruce "Patty" Hurst
I
 Garth "Clockwork" Iorg
J
 Bo "Diddley" Jackson
 Chris "Bartles &" James
 Dion James "and the Belmonts"
 Stan "You can" Javier "way"
 Gregg "The Hammer" Jeffries
 Jimmy "Handyman" Jones
 Wally "Absorbine" Joyner
 
K
 Jimmy "Francis Scott" Key
 Dana "Field Goal" Kiecker
 Eric "Burger" King
 Bob "Yom" Kipper
 Ron "Ma and Pa" Kittle
 Joe "Wilhelm" Klink
 Ray "I dub thee" Knight
 Chuck "New Kids On" Knoblauch
 or Chuck "Chip off the ol'" Knoblauch
 John "I am not a" Kruk
L
 Mike "Izod" LaCoss
 Mike Laga "beer"
 Steve "Great" Lake
 Dennis "Fluorescent" Lamp
 Dave "Don't" LaPoint
 Tim "Praise the" Laudner
 Vance "Common" Law
 Al "Cigarette" Leiter
 Chet "Bitter" Lemon
 Jeff "Sugar Ray" Leonard
 Jose Lind "on me"
 John "Tonight, let it be" Lowenstein
 Ed "Merrill" Lynch
 Steve Lyons "and tigers and bears, oh my"
M
 Shane "Connie" Mack
 Greg "Appa" Maddux
 Bill Madlock "D.A."
 Dave "Mary" Magadan
 Rick "Junk" Mahler
 Candy "Man" Maldanado
 Kirt "What was that" Manwaring
 Mike Mason "jar"
 Don "Welcome Home" Mattingly
 Oddibe "Young Again" McDowell
 "Me and" Willie McGee
 Fred "Crime Dog" McGriff
 Mark "Eve of Destruction" McGwire
 Bob Melvin "and the Blue Notes"
 Jim "Love me two times" Morrison
 or Jim "people are strange" Morrison
 John "Holy" Moses
 Eddie "eat, drink and be" Murray
N
 Tim "Golden" Naehring
 Gene "Full" Nelson
 Al "Paul" Newman
 or Al "-fred E." Newman
 Paul "Buenos" Noce
 Matt "No" Nokes
P
 Jim "Hanky" Pankovits
 Mark "trans-" Parent
 Dave "Parallel" Parker
 Tony "Jala-" Pena
 Melido "Shuffle" Perez
 Pasquel "roadmap" Perez
 Ken "Goodbye, Mr. " Phelps
 Eric "Ker-" Plunk
 Jim "Hound dog" Presley
 Joe "Actual Retail" Price
 Kirby "Union Gap" Puckett
R
 Tim "Purple" Raines
 or Tim "Torrential" Raines
 Johnny "Manta" Ray
 
 Randy "Ever" Ready
 or Randy "Rough and" Ready
 Gary Redus "a bedtime story"
 Jerry "Rolls" Reuss
 Craig Reynolds "wrap"
 Jim "Pork Fried" Rice
 Jose "Blame it On" Rijo
 Cookie "Days of wine and" Rojas
 Bruce "2 minutes for" Ruffin
S
 Mark "Tossed" Salas
 Juan "play it again" Samuel
 Ryne "Carl" Sandberg
 Rafael "Evil Ways" Santana
 Benito "El Ducce" Santiago
 Steve "Alto/Tenor" Sax
 Mike "Pre-" Schooler
 Bill "Beethoven" Schroeder
 Mike "Nova" Scoscia
 Rick "Really big" Schu
 Mike "Great" Scott
 Tom "Leave it to" Seaver
 Bob "Ice Station" Sebra
 Kevin "Alka" Seitzer
 Larry "Satin" Sheets
 Eric "Win, place and" Show
 Ruben "High" Sierra
 Don "On-" Slaught
 Darryl "Rhubarb" Strawberry
 or Darryl Strawberry "shortcake"
 or Darryl Strawberry "Fields Forever"
 Andy "Dick" Van Slyke
 John "Irish Eyes are" Smiley
 Franklin "Ticket" Stubbs
 Bruce "3-piece" Sutter
T
 Frank Tanana "daiquiri"
 Andres "Doubting" Thomas
 Fred Toliver "Twist"
 Alan "Have Gun will" Trammel
 Manny "Kingston" Trillo
 Steve "Rainbow" Trout
 John "House of" Tudor
U
 Jose "Game-winning" Uribe
V
 Bobby "Be My" Valentine
 Dave "Rudy" Valle
 or Dave "Death" Valley
 Frank "101 Strings" Viola
 Ozzie "like a" Virgil
W
 Tim "Eli" Wallach
 Gary "Hospital" Ward
 Bob "Intentional" Walk
 Mitch "Noah" Webster
 Walt "Three blind" Weiss
 Bob "Ebony Eye" Welch
 Glenn "Surfin' U.S.A." Wilson
 Todd "We are the" Worrell
 Butch "Oil and" Wynegar
Y
 Rich "Not ready" Yett
 
DAVE Don't LAPOINT
RUDY Mother in LAW
VANCE Common LAW
CRAIG Def LEFFERTS
CHET Bitter LEMON
JOHN Tonight let it be LOWENSTEIN
URBANO Renewal LUGO
RICK Innocent LYSANDER
JOE MAGRANE Headache
RICK Junk MAHLER
MIKE Perry MASON
ODDIBE Young again MCDOWELL
Me And WILLIE MCGEE
MARK Eve of Destruction McGWIRE
JIM People are strange MORRISON
JOHN Holy MOSES
DARRYL MOTLEY Crew
EDDIE Eat Drink and be MURRAY
AL What me worry NEWMAN
REID Buffalo NICHOLS
MATT No NOKES
BRIAN B.P. OELKERS
RON Chuck OESTER
DAVE Parallel PARKER
TONY Hali PENA
KEN Good evening Mr. PHELPS
TED Tower of POWER
JIM Hounddog PRESLEY
JOE Actual Retail PRICE
KIRBY Union Gap PUCKETT
TERRY Swimming PUHL
JAMIE Men at QUIRK
TIM Purple RAINES
JOHNNY Manta RAY
RANDY Ever READY
RANDY Rough And READY
JERRY Rolls REUSS
R.J. REYNOLDS Wrap
DAVE Prince RIGHETTI
JOSE Blame it on RIJO
BRUCE RUFFIN Ready
VERN Golden RUHLE
MARK Tossed SALAS
BILLY Free SAMPLE
RAFAEL Abraxa SANTANA
RAFAEL Say It Again SANTANA
BENITO Il Duche SANTIAGO
STEVE Alto SAX
BILL Crop SCHERRER
RICK Really Big SCHU
MIKE Great SCOTT
TOM Leave it to SEAVER
KEVIN Alka SEITZER
JEFF Wine SELLERS
LARRY Bed SHEETS
JOHN T-Bone SHELBY
CRAIG Brewer and SHIPLEY
ERIC Win Place and SHOW
RUBEN Hines SIERRA
JOEL Mule SKINNER
DON On SLAUGHT
JOHN Irish Eyes Are SMILEY
MARIO Scotch and SOTO
CHRIS Church SPEIER
JAMES Easter STEELS
BILL Beer STEIN
TERRY Grapes Of Wrath STEINBACH
DARRYL Rhubarb STRAWBERRY
FRANKLIN Ticket STUBBS
BRUCE Three Piece SUTTER
FRANK TANANA Daiquiri
ANDRES Doubting THOMAS
MANNY Kingston TRILLO
JOHN Private TUDOR
JOSE Game Winning URIBE
JOHN Stick it in your URREA
ANDY Dick VAN SLYKE
FRANK Hundred one strings VIOLA
OZZIE Like a VIRGIL
TIM Eli WALLACH
GARY Hospital WARD
BOB Ebony eyes WELCH
GLENN Surfin U.S.A. WILSON
BUTCH Oil and WYNEGAR
RICH Not YETT
 
Bobby "be my" Valentine
Ruben "High" Sierra
Ty "Corn on the" Cobb
Jim "Fried" Rice
Bill "Hard a" Lee
Don "Down the" Gullet
Jesus/Felipe/Matty "Skip to my" Alou
Juan "Field" Marichal
Willie "Lost in the" Mays
Frank "Play the" Viola
Jack "the Whiffer" Clark
Matt "Dying" Young
Tom "Dirty" Henke
Dave "Supreme Court" Justice
Dwight Gooden "Plenty"
Monty "Haul" Ferris