- BSPW Heat Wave -
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BSPW
February 26, 2000
Oh man. I know you all have heard some big pops in your lifetime but from a crowd of under 300 people this HAD to be the LOUDEST I have ever heard. Once those 9, pleasantly plump in the rump and in the front, beauties hit that aisleway this 98% male crowd went into a frenzy.
The Sunny Bunnies come out wearing...well...ALMOST NOTHING! Each sporting either a white t-shirt and panties or a skimpy string bikini. Ali Kat and Jale Bate, the leaders of the Sunny Bunnies, are nothing short of AMAZING. They are wearing matching black bikini's that a Penthouse model would be embarassed to wear.
As "Back that Azz up" by Juvenile blasts over the speakers the Sunny Bunnies step into the pool of jello and begin to SHAKE THEIR ASSets. Barb Dwyer and Destiny are getting down with eachother and the EsSEX twins are puttin on a show that almost had to be censored.
The crowd is in a absolute frenzy...as are the wrestlers that all piled on top of eachother peeking from behind the curtain (yeah we saw you guys). But once the music fades away and the DING DING of the bell echoes throughout the building...the dancing stops, and things got a little more "interesting".
(What the?? Who is that coming down the aisle? ITS...its...Scott Tokage and Dave Drexxel! Its Big Time! I thought they were dead! Scott and Dave are running down the aisle and just hopped over the steel barrier into the crowd. They look to be frantically searching for something?? Drexxel now motions for Scott to come over, I believe he has found something.
Scott runs over to Dave who is standing in front of a kid in a wheelchair with a ringside seat. Whats Dave doing?? He just grabbed the chair and turned it around! Drexxel just SHOVED the kid in the wheelchair towards the exit!! A skinny man with glasses starts running down the aisle after the chair (I'm guessing its his father). Scott and Dave, those sick bastards, now just took the kid and his father's ringside seats!
Just look at "Big Time" they are laughing it up. Unbelievable.)
CAAAATTT FIGGGHHHHT! CAT FIGHT! Jello is flying everywhere! These 9 bubbly babes are pulling at eachothers hair, scratching and clawing trying to throw one another out of the pool. Debbie Doubles and Nikki Rocketts are close to the edge, Debbie Dubbles has Nikki in a nasty choke hold forcing her over the edge.
OH MY! In the center of the pool Destiny just half body slammed Conchita Bonita. (The camera cuts to ringside, showing Dave Drexxel and Scott Tokage standing up in their seats, cheering like a bunch of madmen.) HOLY HELL...Barb Dwyer just threw Ali Kat and Jale Bate head first into eachother! (Drexxel and Tokage are now overdoing it with the cheers, annoying the people sitting next to them.)
The EsSEX twins are sitting...SITTING in the pool watching this madness. All of a sudden from behind Nikki Rocketts and Debbie Dubbles grab the twins and toss them by their hair into the center of the pool tripping a few other ladies on the way.
Conchita Bonita and Destiny are now at the edge...Conchita has Destiny almost over the edge...But look behind Conchita...Its Mai from the twins. Shes helping out Destiny by pulling Chita off of her...But Debbie is pulling Mai off of 'Chita!
[Pause.] HOLY SHIT!!! This Crowd has eruopted once again...CONCHITA BONITA HAS LOST HER TOP! WOOPS! MAI HAS LOST HER BOTTOM! NAKED...NUDITY...NAKEDNESS....MADNESS! (Look at "Big Time" they are going CRAZY, giving eachother high fives and jumping up and down.) Tai of the twins just jumped on her sister to cover her up so she can get back her bottoms on. Dammit bitch get off of her!
Conchita can't find her top! Look at those latin silicone examples! WOW! BWHAHAHAHA...Barb Dywer has Conchitas top and shes running around the pool with it...look at those suckers bounce!
Barb throws her top out into the crowd and Conchita runs out of the pool eliminating herself, trying to grab her top. (Tokage just grabbed her bikini top! Conchita is begging for it but Tokage is teasing her waving it in her face and putting it high in the air when she reaches for it. Tokage just threw it 4 rows back!)
As Conchitia hops over the steel barriers into the drunken crowd (brave girl) searching for her top the action continues. Mai has finally gotten her bottoms back on (dammit) and the EsSEX twins are going after Nikki and Destiny. Debbie Dubbles! OH MY! She just got dropkicked out of the pool by Ali Kat, where did she learn that? (Tokage and Drexxel with YET ANOTHER standing ovation.)
(Just as Debbie Dubbles got eliminated Dave stands up from his seat holding some sort of poster board. As Debbie gets to her feet, Dave stands up and raises the sign in the air. It reads- "Big Time Dubbles on Debbie".)
Ali Kat and Barb Dwyer now locking up...Does anyone else have a chubby? The EsSEX twins have just tossed out Destiny to the floor, Double Throat toss! These ladies can WRESTLE! (Scott now holding up a sing, it reads- "The EsSEX Twins are stalking me!") What the hell? There goes Nikki Rocketts, she just eliminated herself and now shes going after Destiny with VICIOUS 90210 slaps to the face!
Chants of "Melrose Place, Melrose Place" has just erupted through the crowd..but then again the other half of the crowd is "occupied", why? because Conchita Bonita is STILL LOOKING FOR HER TOP! (Oh god, Scott is holding up another sign and is showing it all around to the crowd, it reads- "Dynamite Dave eats Live Bait". Dave has just caught a glimpse of the sign and now Drexxel is trying to rip the sign out of Scott's hands. Scott just raises it out of reach with a HUGE grin on his face.)
JALE BATE with a SIDE KICK! HAHAHHAHAHA, she just NAILED Ali Kat with a sick sidekick to her ribs. (Look at Big Time, they are going CRAZY!) Ali Kat is staggering backwards...shes almost over the edge...Here comes Barb Dwyer...SHE JUST RIPPED OFF HER BIKINI STRAP! I SEE...I SEE...BOOBIES! Ali Kat has been eliminated but we are still enjoying her "company". (As Ali Kat walks away from the pool Big Time once again whip out another sign, this one reads- "Are you blonde all over?" Ali Kat looks over to their direction and gives them the finger as they laugh it up like hyenas.)
So now all we have left is Jale Bate, Barb Dwyer and the EsSEX twins...Who will be the last woman standing...And most importantly...WHO WILL GET STRIPPED?? Mai And Tai are circling Jale and Barb...HERE THEY GO! CAT FIGHT! They are all rolling around on top of eachother in the jello. The security guards have now doubled at pool-side, trying to keep back the fans from jumping the steel barrier.
As the camcorder pans the arena (we aren't on TV yet so our shows are taped with camcorders) we catch a glimpse of a VERY special guest...ITS BILL COSBY!! Look at that grin on his face, is he licking his lips?? The 4 ladies are still jocking for position in the pool...Man is this a porno gone bad or what?
OH MY GAWD!!! Look toward the corner...BILL COSBY HAS JUST JUMPED THE BARRIER!! He is running towards the pool...HE JUMPED IN, HE JUMPED IN! BILL COSBY IN HIS SWEATER AND SLACKS!! THEEEOOOO, RUDDDYY!
Bill Cosby is all over Jale Bate...But look at the look on her face, she is LIVID...guess she doesn't like men? Hey...Thats not a problem with me. Cosby has Jale Bate in a bear hug, hes trying to get a piece!
Jale Bate just tossed Bill Cosby out! Bill is crazy, check out the look on his face...he is covered in jello, but enjoying every minute of it! Now the security guards pile on top of him. The handcuffs are out and it looks like Cosby will be sucking on some pudding pops behind bars tonight folks.
Look! Conchita Bonita has her top back on and shes coming back toward the pool! She grabs Jale Bate by the hair and tosses her out, I guess Chita is a Cosby fan? Conchita is going after Barb! Shes going after that bitch her took her top off...Hair is being yanked...SHE DID IT AGAIN! ITS OFF AGAIN!
Barb Dwyer just yanked off Bonita's top and threw it into the crowd...'Chita is pissed! But she runs back to the locker room area. This is NUTS.
So we are left with 3 ladies...and Miss Dwyer is at a HORRIBLE dis-advantage! The two twins can work together and its all over for the Extreme Queen.
Barb darts forward...SHE just took them out with a Double Clothesline...WOW! Now she is trying to eliminate Tai...BUT WAIT...WAIT! Look who is coming down the aisle! its..."Bad Daddy" Dave Davis!
Oh no not again, the Cosby fever has caught on...SECURITY! Dave Davis does a suicide dive into the pool of Jello. As he crashed into the pool he collides with Barb Dwyer and knocks her out like a ragdoll. She takes a SICK bump to the cold concrete and curls into a ball.
"Bad Daddy is now in the middle of the Pool raising the EsSEX twins hands up in the air! I guess they are your winners? Now the twins and Dave Davis are celebrating...Davis with a group hug, that lucky bastard. "Bad Daddy" ever so smoothly pushes the twins back down into the pool of jello and starts rolling around. Davis is loving every minute of this I can promise you that!
(As the EsSEX twins play to the fans, Big Time holds up their sign from earlier on- "The EsSEX twins are stalking me.")
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