- Commentary -


March 15, 2000
Damn. Just as Big Time was about to make it's triumphant return to the BSPW and kick the crap out of those three losers Reed, Jublome and especially Solley the fed shuts down. Here's my theory on the whole situation.


Well, as a few of you may have seen at the last BSPW Heatwave card Solley got real pissed at the end of the show after he read some papers that a guy in a suit handed him. What those papers said is basically that Solley can't kick us out because there's a little loophole in the fine print of our contracts. You see, Dave and I hired a lawyer recently to go over our BSPW contracts and he found a small stipulation in them that Solley failed to read. So the way I figure it is that Solley got so scared after he found out that Big Time was coming back to kick his ass and basically take over the fed (because we're so damn good) that first he pissed his pants, and then he high-tailed it out of California.


That must have started the collapse of the whole BSPW structure because soon after we hear that he's leaving the whole damn place falls into chaos, ending with the BSPW and it's training camp, the House of Hardcore, shutting down. So, if all that I said is true (and I know it is because I'm brilliant) then Dave and I can take pleasure in the fact that we single handedly brought down two federations in less than a month. Now that's an accomplishment. Too bad you don't get titles for that sort of thing.


The only downside to all of this is that you loyal fans will no longer be able to see your favorite tag team compete on a weekly basis anymore. Maybe we'll search out something else, but I'm not going to make any promises. I'll more than likely take a little time off to visit Japan. The arcades are so much better over there and I'll get to check out some of the great wrestling that only Japan can produce. Maybe I'll see some of you at the next Super J Cup.


Oh, and if you're wondering what Dave and I did with those HOH tag belts we sold those cheap pieces of tin for two bottles of water and a tank of gas... and I still think we came out on the good side of that transaction.


I don't know when I'll have a chance to update the commentary again, but until then everybody be cool and take it easy. Ja mata!


-- Scott Tokage