Updates- find out what's going down with us.... (old updates currently down.. not that u saw them anyways)

- 24 June 2003 - Joe... If you stumbled on to this you're in for more surprises.

       Well, it's finally fucking summer and I'm just hanging out with the guys and writing new songs for ye all.  Be expecting new shit like, Aliens, Mind Job, A Troubled Youth, and many more.  Don't you worry ladies and gentlemen, we are working on gettin into the next Margaret Mary fair and we hope to be playin again.  We got practice coming up and we're not worried that we haven't practiced for over three months cause we got an ace up our sleeves when it comes to musical talents.  Anehooo, i hope your summers are going miserable, hahahaha, j/k lads.  Have a good and peace.... Hah!!!

-13 June 2003... Joe "Fuck the world and may it die like God"

      Hello people.  It's fucking Friday the 13th and I have already ran into some bad luck.  Anyhoo... it's almost graduation and I can't wait to get outta my fucking school lads.  We'll be rocking out like mad men this summer so expect some new shit coming along.  As for gigs we have an expected gig at Saint Margaret Mary Fair again scheduled... um!!!  I believe the first weekend of Sept.  Don't go berserk over the summer and kill people cause that's my job. Hahahahaha.  Whatever.  Be cool and fuck school lads!  Hi Hil..... (maybe she'll stumble onto this site)  Shit!

[04.16.03.14:10] - Christian is updating, you losers...

hey im @ joe's house and he's playing guitar and im falling asleep because we spent the last hour eating in-n-out and looking at pics of hilary duff (lizzie mcguire) hahah, so anyways we rehearsed like 2 weekends ago, and had fun playing the oldies. and i have a cowbell and a tambourine... and its sounds cooler than your mother. and we played a little acoustic singalong over the phone to sheena, because she likes that shit. but it was fun, especially because jo and i were smoking a lot. damn, im tired. um, we're probably gonna rehearse in like 2 years, peace out. happy birthday becky :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :)

- 12 April 2003... Joe Here The raven is the guardian of your world

        Hey you bloody people... It's finally fucking spring break.  I get to relax and be bored.  Luckily i got my lazy ass up to do an update!!!  Well to let you all in on the shit happening right now, me n the guys aren't doing jack shit.  We're just chilling and haven't been doing any practices lately cause of bloody school.  BUT DON'T GET ALL BENT OUTTA SHAPE... we're still 520 and we're writing new songs for ye all and be put'n up our new demo soon with new songs.  Hope you'll like and here's a "FUCK YEAH" to all of you out there...

- 17 January 3003 -  Joe here... "Where's the one you call God when everything is falling apart"

   Hello out there in never never land.  Once again I am not so damn lazy to update the site.  Mark and I have been setting up new shit for ye and Howard's been a HUGE ASS help in the updations.. Is that even a word!!!?  Oh well, hope you all enjoy the new shit up for ye and maybe we'll be playing some gigs this year.  It's only just begun so don't get all bent outta shape if something goes APESHIT.  That's it for now...  Talktoyel8r lads... Oh yeah, this will be my main colors so you can read it easier!!!!

{January 13, 2003 1837}

Mark...

Hey everybody! First update of the whole year. Check out the 520ians page. Its got some, great thoughts from the band members. So far 2003 kicks ass! Hopefully I'll go to the Bats show on the 18^th. I don't think we have rehearsed yet, but what do I know. Also, the 520 history is up and Joe did a pretty damn good job on it. I'm to lazy to type any more stuff so, I'll type some other time. Oh yea! Did you see Joe's "secret message?"

[ 30 December 7631 ]

Joe...     The Devil is watching your every move...

Hey you bloody people out there in the world today!  A New year is coming and you can say it's another time to try again.  To get back up and kick the crap out of that one special dickhead.  To get back up and bang that one special chick.  To get back up and learn something new from the world around not your godforsaken school!!! To get back up and learn that 520 is coming to town to harass every single last one of you bastards.  Now hold on to your last strains of hope and get ready cause 2003 is gonna be killer!!!

[ 29 December 2002... baybe ] - Christian here..

Is it just me, or am I gonna be SOOO glad when 2002 is over. WORST YEAR EVER... but I have the pleasure of playing music with the BEST GUYS EVER... so that helps a lot... My friends, 520 is BACK for the holidays and really to rock. well Alvin's in town so we're gonna fire up the mixed and start recording (or in some cases, re-recording). more mp3s, more pictures, more insanity... and possibly a little bit more... but im not confirming OR denying anything... just keep your eyes open. As you all read the updates below, it is clear that these guys are INSANE.. and thats what makes the whole operation run so smoothly... hahah! im insane too! haha. also... Mark is planning on becoming a member of the band as our keyboardist! and he's good at it too! im ready to say goodbye to 2002... peace.

p.s. we got cool t-shirts for christmas... hehe thanks Howard and Jennifer!!!

[ December 24, 2002 ] - Alvin….?!?!

Merry motherfucking Christmas folks. Hope you all get whatever the hell was on yer Christmas lists! Don’t get too drunk off of eggnog, and don’t forget to leave milk and cookies out for the big guy so he can stay nice and fat. Alright catch ya later homeys…oh yeah WHAT’S UP KELSEY?!?

[ December 24, 2002 ] - The Geo...

    Hello there in never never land.  Well it's jo-blo on the radio... Haha.  We've got some new shit coming in the site like our upcoming comic book so never fear 520 is here.  We will be working on the site 25/8, That's right 25/8 because in our world there are 13 months and 666 days.  If you need a translation consult my translator Alvin Hipolito...  We will be putting up new songs and new pictures of the band especially pics of our new member Sparks... uh, mark!  Well off i go cause i think i'm get'n sick yo know!!!!  Blarg...

[December 19, 2002] - Alvin here

Hey kids, what’s happenin’? Well it’s been a damn good while since I’ve posted an update. I’ve been so caught up in doing nothing that I haven’t had time for it! But anyways, for those of you who don’t understand Joe’s crazy talk (“Mark might be joining the apocalypse”), it means that Mark may actually join the band. I think he already has joined the band, hell I dunno. I live like 2000 light years away from those two so I dunno what the deal is with that. In other news I still have to get Chris and Joe presents. Apparently Chris wants “a cool shirt” and Joe wants me to have sex with him. I can’t fulfill Joe’s wish (well I can, but I’m straight) so I think I’ll get him a guitar strap. On second thought, I might give him sex...you never know…

***WILL ALVIN GIVE JOE SEX?! FIND OUT NEXT TIME ON THE NEXT EXCITING EPISODE OF DRAGON BA…I MEAN THE ADVENTURES OF 520!!!***

[ 11 December 8315 ] - Joe...

well buds this is the beginning of a new era for us. For our good friend Mark might be joining the apocalypse. We've been writing New shit for ye... the latest one i wrote was written today in class: "FRIEND OR FOE" Hope you all have a merry cristmas this year and this is joe... later matees!!!*

[ 1 December 8313 ] - Joe...

Long time no bloody see egh mates... well it's the geo talking to your computer. Haven't been updating and shit cuz of college related cirCUMstances but here we go again right. We have some new shit coming up like: "FROM A DISTANCE" and a whole new one which i haven't really named yet. It's still in my head but not on paper so SHUT THE FUCK UP AND ROCK...... Hopefully we will be puttin' in some new songs on the site and our new demo should be on its way!!!! Keep on rocking fellow leprechauns and i will set the world on fire... KRISTEN i love you so much!!!!!! Peace everyone out there in never never land...!?!

[ 15 October 5006 ] - Joe...

Hey fellow insomniacs. The website is looking better by the minute. Hope you all like the new sh*$ put up cause i know i do!!! There is new stuff that is gonna come up soon matees. OH by the way, my friend jose says hello????? I am no longer falling head over heels for Natalie Portman but am now falling. Just falling!!!!! Keep on rocking my fellow kangaroos!!! chewy... hope Natalie Portman doesn't stumble on to this website...

[ October 15, 2002 ] - Christian inside your computer

Hey everyone who still checks the site! I didn't go to school today, so i sat down and laid down some UPDATES. First, a new revamped Members page can be seen with pics of us from St. Margaret Mary... we will be scanning more pics soon i think. Also, i uploaded a newer song called "Ms ABC" which has been lying in the annals of my comp for quite a while! So there, and we might have gig info upcoming so keep posted and have fun. peace. and Nat Portman is smokin' hot!! *sigh*

[ 30 Sept. 2002 ] - Joe...

Once Again fellow americano senioritos. I am here to give word of the new shingles we come up with. Even though we haven't practice in weeks this little break has given me time to think and write MORE damn songs. I keep writin' and throwing crap away but you know what??? We've got another sexy song... ROUTE 69 has just been born and you know wat... it is awesome. It's a keeper. More to know i think i am FALLING HEAD OVER HEALS FOR natalie portman people. SOMEONE shoot me..... later!!!

[ 15 Sept. 2002 ] - Joe...

BLARG!!!! hi there fellow insomniacs. Well i have been pretty damn lazy to log on and push keys and think but here I am going pretty insane. Well, the world keeps turning and we just keep on making new stuff fer ye! the beginning of SPANISH MARGARITA and my newest favorite 520 is at hand. Hope you all like our secret song! That's it for now cause i am tired... see ye all later lads!

[ September 11, 2002 @ 5:44pm ] - 520 Speaking

Ladies and gentlemen, a year ago today our nation was attacked by terrorists. That was truly a sad day...520 would like to extend our hopes and prayers to those who lost their lives, those who lost their loved ones, and those who are fighting for truth, justice, and the American way in Afghanistan. As for us, well, we'll continue to do our best to make people happy through music. =) Peace homeys, and let's all try to rid this world of violence. Love, don't hate. Peace.

[ September 10, 2002 @ 6:43pm ] - Alvin Speaking!

Howdy ho homeys! Yes, that gig at the fair was amazingly super duper cool. I had lots of fun, and mega thanks to Mark, even tho I messed around with him just a little bit up on stage! Mega duper thanks go out to Heather for those waters. They helped like no other! Umm...yeah, hope you all had fun. And if you haven't heard, CatBoy - trumpet/synth player of The AquaBats - is in trouble! He got into some sort of accident! I don't know how to make a link thingy using html, so just cut and paste this on your browser. www.theaquabats.com <---> Yeah, so everybody go to the the Bats' show at the El Rey on the 25th for the CatBoy benefit show. The AquaBats have given a lot to us, now it's time for us to give to the AquaBats! PEACE HOMEYS.

[ September 8, 2002 @ 11:28am ] - Christian speakin... er, typing...

Hey all, and buenos dias to you! The gig yesterday was massive fun! The crowd was great and we didn't screw up as much as I thought we would. And I want to personally thank Mark because he was the guy who got us to play at Lomita, so major salutations to that man. So yeah, I downloaded GoldWave and made some mp3s and touched up some of our songs, so I'll post them on the site ASAP. and hopefully today we'll record some new songs for you to jack from us for free. and we know that the CDs we passed out at the show aren't the best quality, but we will be releasing new material every couple of weeks so send an email to us and we'll put you on the mailing list thingy. peace

[ August 30, 2002 @ 11:50pm ] - Christian speaking

Whats up ladies and gentlemen? I took the liberty of rehauling the 520 site at 1 AM in the morning cuz i was bored and the show is coming up on Sep 7. Tomorrow, Alvin will be coming on down for a major practice session to sharpen those skills that we allegedly have. Yeah, the guys will help me update this site tomorrow and up till the show. Take care and come back often. BTW, send us an email at Highway520@hotmail.com and we will send you updates and stuff like that. peace

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