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Born to rather brutish parents (well they are ogres...),Rimugguth was a bright child (for an ogre that is...) and could count to five by the time he was five ( made birthdays ever so much easier....) and read one syllable words by the time he was 13.Figureing that his son was destined to be more than a simple basher,Mr.Rimugguths dad put him in shaman school.Rim learned well and finished his 2 year course ahead of schedule,graduating in just under 3 years 7 months;finishing third in his class.His parents had died in a raid on a neighboring village while he was in school (someone yelled gernade and pointed to his dads sword at which point the poor ogre threw himself on it . his mother so incensed with the stupidity of the situation,went beserk andsuffered a anyeurism- which in itself did very little injury to her,but trying to spell anyeurism while filling out the accident report overloaded her tiny brain and she died of a internal hemmorage),so rim had nowhere to call home.He settle into doing odd jobs and sweeping up armadillo droppings for the Oggok city council. He also had a part time job as stand in for the Oggok city guards punching bag.In his off time he wandered around the Feerot killing and eating anything tha 1.coundnt outrun him, and 2.didnt hand him his butt on a platter. Eventually, bored with life in Oggok and extremely tired of getting his butt kicked in the Feerot Rim set out for parts unkown,hoping to see the world.After many many extremely annoying do overs Rimugguth finally got himself bound in Neriak and started campaigning for real experience. It was about three ranks into his worldly shaman education that he ran across a group of little folk who called themselves Hells Highwaymen.They invited Rim to join there stalwart and merry band (weird Rim thought stalwart and merry were an odd combination for an evil guild too, but it sounded like a hoot so he went for it ...)at which point Rim had found his new family.Its great fun and tends to be humorous most of the time. Much to his pride and embarassment,mistress Elanor,the guild mistress and mean task master (just kidding El dont hit me )asked rimugguth to be a officer in the guild shortly after he joined, he accepted of course .What an honor!The rest is history...... in his own words..... Hay dere.me am gladd tu be a part uv da gild.me am gladdd mistris mayd me a ofissr cuz me gits tu help da gild git beder.me wuz born in ogok an den went tu shamn skul ware me lernd da ropes uv majuk and how tu hit wid a mayse.wen me kaym home frum da shamn skul me mums and pops wuz ded an dere wuz no fud in da frij.me wen tu werk fur a wile an den got tyred uv getin me but kikd.so me wen tu a new playse tu liv.corse it wuddin all milk an huny dere,eeder.but wen mistis elanor askd me tu be in da gild,me lyf chaynjd an me am perdy hapy now.me am now tinkin mebe me bekum a tayler cuz den me can sow stufs an sow da pepuls uv da gild,tu!har har har dat was rimys gud joke.hay iffen yu seez me aroun don'be frayd ta ask fer help...Rim PS. me an ogre PPSS.dat menes me am big an strong an purdy gud lukin.(beder lukin den dat jarboy,cuz hims don'got da skarz me gots.) PPPSSS.iffen ya wanna see sumpin funy,kum wach me an jarjar fite.me gona beet da crapp outa hims fist wid me fayse..... |
DUKE RIMUGGUTH |
NAME: rimugguth |
TITLE: duke |
DEITY: rallos zek |
RACE: ogre |