"So, your friend likes jocks huh?" - Me (Jeff Coopman) talking with this girl while I was out with some friends at the bowling alley, when her friend left our group and went to talk with some jocks.
"A badly drawn skull.....with a bomb..." - Shane Tyrer describing the perfect graphic for a punk rock t-shirt
"One time I was jamming, and I wrote "MOSH" on my forearm" - Hardcore Warrior
"Why can't we ollie?" - Legendary pro skater Lance Mountain after Kyle Paton asked "Can I ask you a question?"
"It's a hangout park!" - A really stupid girl at St. Catharines park
"HI GRANDMA! - Dave to an old lady who came into the park.
"GO!!!!! - Legendary pro skater Duane Peters to me (Jeff Coopman) when he saw me decide not to snake him during a ramp sesh
"Do you wear diapers?" - Ryan Perkins to a goth girl on the city bus
"Typical" - Real skateboards pro skater Peter Ramondetta when security came to kick out all the skaters while skating the courtyard of CBC in Toronto.
"Do you ever get any cool burglars here?" - Shane Tyrer to a security guard at the Welland Library
"Do you have any Limp Bizkit CD's?" - Shane Tyrer to a security guard at Brock University
"This would be easier if I wasn't wearing Heely's" - a kid struggling to get his bike out of the bowl at Waterdown skatepark
"This is a man's haircut" - Mike Carr referring to his buzz cut
"I've got the best old man tits!" - Matt Ellis
"It's like riding a shark!" - Shane Tyrer after riding an old school setup with huge wheels
"YO BITCH! WHAT'S UP BITCH?!" - Some random dude in Niagara Falls to a group of obviously really drunk girls
"If you're not getting hurt, you're not skating" - Bob when he used to work at Sud Skates
"Yeah, I just don't want to pay for one." - Mike Day in Vancouver after his kneecap exploded after a failed front blunt down a handrail and after someone asked if he needed an ambulance.
"Breaking is a memory..." - Hook of The Daggers to a breakdancing group in the movie "Thrashin"
"Then the next day, I'd put on Jimi Hendrix!!!!" Homeless guy in Toronto describing his daily apply of back tack graphics to his board if he decided to skate
"Your friend needs a shot!" - Security guard at Welland Library asked "You wanna loose that skateboard" and I (Jeff Coopman) said "Like you'd try to take it", and that was his reply
"No, I like all the bands." - Hardcore Warrior after Derrick Gordon asked him if he was straight edge.
More in the future....