By: Wind

Well my name is Quatre, and I'm part of a war.

What's the matter? Never seen a peaceful pilot before?

I may seem naughty, but I'm actually nice.

I'm here to tell you about my sad, sad life.

With Mommy dead and gone, Daddy found a new job.

Making thirty little kids, I guess to replace Mom.

I'm number thirty, got sisters one through twenty nine.

Only know about Iria, the rest I gotta find!

Then in my life, comes the dude called H.

He's the only person I truley hate!

Beat's me 'till I'm tired and can't take it anymore

Beat's me 'till I say I'll fight in his stupid war!

Then came dear Sandrock, the next chapter in my book.

Why are you all giving me such strange looks?

Sure I talk to Sandrock, he's my best friend!

That is...until I make his life come to a nasty end. *oopps*

After the war was over in A.C 196.

I lived with my servants, they made me sick!

'Master Quatre, may we serve you? How may we please?

Master Quatre! Master Quatre!' They say, falling to their knees.

I finally got fed up and ran away from home.

Then Evil Eyebrows over there said: 'Don't live alone'

'Come stay with me, iyou'll be fine!'

'I'll teach you to grow eyebrows just like mine!'

So that's the story, that's how it goes.

My name's Quatre Winner, and that's our show