Disclaimer: Gundam Wing belongs to the fancy little company that I'm not
part of. Wufei probably belongs to Justice Inc. *cackles*.

Authors Notes: Thanks for keeping the rotten veggies off me. Okay, it's
Wind, and I'm back with another rap song. If you like Wufei, I deeply
suggest you don't read this, because it tells the story of his life
from..umm...*his* (yeah right) point of veiw.... *laughs an insane laugh...*

A Wufei Rap Song

The name's Wufei, I have a life without joy.
And don't you dare call me Justice Boy!
I've told this story again and again.
But I'll tell it once more, you weak woman!
When I was young, my parents had a plan.
Said it would be good for the Dragon Clan.
They thought that it would do me good.
To marry the weak woman in our neighborhood.
She was nothing but a disgrace!
With her injustice thoughts, and weak face.
I can't stand women! They're all weak!
They're soft, injustice, and they reek!
But finally, Master O,
Rescued me from that weak road!
Trained me to be a true man!
So I wouldn't stoop to the levels of a woman!
The war was done very soon.
And I had nothing more to do.
But go back to Chinatown.
Where there is injustice all around!
All this injustice makes me sick!
So it's the world I'll have to fix.
I'm Wufei Chang, not Chang Wufei.
So have a very nice day...