Things To Do In An Elevator (by wajonko / USA)
1.When theres only one other person.
Tap them on the shoulder and pretend it wasnt you

2.Push the buttons and pretend they give you a shock,
Smile and go back for more

3.Ask if you can push the buttons for other people ,
but push the wrong ones

4.call the psychic hotline and ask if they know what floor your on.

5.Hold the doors openclaiming your waiting for a friend
after awhile let the doors close and start talking to the invisible man ( what ever you want to name him)

6.Drop a pen and wait for somone to help pick it up ,Then scream"THATS MINE"

7.Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone
in the elevator

8.move your desk into the elevator and then ask anyone who enters if they "Have an appointment"

9Place a twister mat down and ask if anyone would like to play

10. ask "Did you feel that?"

11. Stand really close tyo someone and sniff them occasionally

12. When the doors close.announce to others
" Its okay ,Dont panic they will open again".

13. Swat at flies that dont exist

16.when people enter .say
"Whoa I can see your aura"

17.call out " GROUP HUG" then enforce it.

18. Crack open your breifcase or purse,while peering inside ask "Have you got enough air in there"?

19. Stand silently and motionless facing the corner without getting off

20.Stare at another passenger for a while then gasp in horror(backing away as you do this)
your one of them

21. wear a puppet on your hand and use it to talk ot other passengers

22.Listen to elevator walls with your stethoscope

23.Make whistleing bomb noises or explosion noises when any one presses a button

24.Stare grinning at another passenger for awhile
then Announce "I have new socks on"

25draw a little square on the floor with chalk ( doesnt matter if yuo stand in it or outside it) then announce to other passengers " This is my personal space"

good luck with the harmless trouble you may cause doing this.Can you do it with a straight face # 24 especially

HAVE FUN




© wajonko