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Ardith sitting at her computer, humming and typing away.
Ardith's eyes get all sparkely. She clasps her hands together and smiles sweetly.Yahiko: I can't believe that you are making me do this! We just got here, too!
Ardith: Hmmm?
Yahiko: Don't just say "hmmm!"
Ardith: Yahiko, if you don't want to clean, just say so! I just want to make you happy.
Ardith hits Yahiko with a Sana-type mallet.Ardith: And you do want to continue your kendo training, right? Think of cleaning my place as training.
Yahiko: Er....Ardith, you're not into young boys, are you?
Ardith: Me? No! You two are like my little brothers! Could you clean the bathroom, next?
Hayama: Don't worry, Yahiko. If she tries anything, Sana would beat the crap out of her.
Ardith: *tilts her head in consideration* There's that....
Yahiko: Then how come you only asked for cute young, underage boys?
Yahiko's eyes get big.Ardith: It's not like that! *mutters to herself* And who says you're so cute?
Hayama: She really just wants us around so she can use us for fanfiction fodder.
Yahiko: Really?
Ardith: That's not true!
Hayama: You just asked Sae for some more characters. *looks at her computer* You e-mailed for Ruche from Bastard.... And for Inuyasha. Ardith, he's not even an anime character, yet. Rushe? Wait a minute.... He's a cute, young boy.... *looks at Ardith questioningly, eyebrow raised*
Yahiko: What's up with your fanfics? *looks at Ardith's computer* You seems to have a lot of chapters, but no ending.
Ardith: *sweatdrop* I'll finish them one day!
Hayama: Heh. She's gonna write one with you and Tsubame. 10 to 1 it's a lemon.
Ardith is behind Hayama, her hand covering his mouth.Yahiko: A l-l-lemon?
Hayama: Yeah. Do you know what a lemon is?
Yahiko: *Blinks* Not really....
Hayama: It's a story where the characters *mmffuw*
Ardith: Yahiko, don't worry about it. I'm not writing anything like that about you and Tsubame. At least not yet....He looks down at Hayama's hands, which are gesturing wildly. Ardith notices Hayama's leopard ears have appeared. She let's him go, knowing it's too late.Yahiko: Like what?
Ardith and Hayama facefault.Yahiko: You don't mean-?
Ardith: *glaring down at Hayama* I don't do only lemons and nothing I write is nasty! And if I write anything like, I'd make sure that the characters are at least older than 16! Geesh! I do have some standards!
Hayama: I didn't say it was nasty.
Yahiko: A story about Tsubame....'n Me? Digging?
Ardith: *recovered* Digging?Hayama and Yahiko walk off to the other room, leaving Ardith alone.Hayama: You'd think that he'd know. Okay. You're mom and dad had to do this before you were born. So you could be born...
Yahiko: Before I was born, so I could be- OH! *blushes*
Ardith: *glares* I'm not writing about them like that. You better watch out, Hayama Akito. You, A-chan and Sana will be having adventures of your own if you don't be quiet.
Hayama: Go ahead.
Ardith: Huh?
Hayama: I get final approval on positions and all of that.
Ardith: *sweatdrop* Hayama.... Are you sure you are 13?
Hayama: Yeah.
Ardith: I'm going to go back and write.
Yahiko: I thought you were studying for finals.
Ardith: I mean, study for finals.
Hayama: She's gonna go and write stuff. Hey, Yahiko. Later on, I'll show you how to use her computer and....
In the next room.Ardith: *mumbling to herself* I'm beginning to see why I shouldn't have asked for only these two. I hope I can get Rushe soon. I'm sure everything will get better after that....
Ardith shakes her head.Yahiko: All that? On the internet?
Hayama: Yeah. I heard it from Tasuki before I came here. He and Tamahome found all this stuff. We gotta be careful, though. Tae found out and....
Ardith: What have I gotten into?
