Yahiko: What kind of title is that?

Ardith: Huh? What do you mean?

Yahiko: What do you mean by 'Lemon Fun?'

Ardith is sitting at the computer. Reading Yumi's Heart Ease, part II.

Ardith: Huh? Shhh! I'm trying to read. Why don't you all go watch some Jerry Springer or something. I'm sure you'll find it entertaining in a sick, twisted way.

Yahiko: You didn't answer my question!

Ardith: What question?

Inuyasha: He just asked, what the hell is 'Lemon Fun?'

Ardith: Wellllll, if you really want to know-

Hayama: Sex. It's all about sex.

Ardith: Hayama, you are very narrow minded if you think that that's all it is about! Lemons, if done right, can be so much more!

Rushe: Ardith-san, what's a lemon?

Ardith: *sweatdrop* Um....You'd think that the DS part of you would know....

Hayama: I bet he does *flipping through what Ardith has of Bastard!!!* according to this.

Ardith: *blushes* Man, that manga gets a little graphic. Especially since it's published in 'Jump.' You'd think that they'd put in less since it's aimed towards little boys.

Hayama: Hn. You'd think that they'd put more.

Ardith: ANYway, a lemon is where you write about two characters and what they do with each other...in private.

Hayama: Yup. They get down and dirty.

Ardith: What the heck have you been reading? You're not really supposed to be reading it if you're underage.

Ardith gets up and begins to argue with Hayama on the merits of lemons.

Yahiko: I don't see the big deal. What is she reading anyway?

Yahiko sits down and begins to read.

Yahiko: *blush* Woh...Woh. Didn't know Kenshin had it in him.

Ardith: Yahiko, what are you doing?

Yahiko: Reading. So THAT'S what you're talking about.

Ardith: Huh?

Yahiko: At least they get to go somewhere in that. Geez. Not that I'd want to do all that stuff with Kaoru, but Kenshin and her....

Ardith: Huh?

Yahiko: They should just get it overwith, anyway! I mean, it's not as if anyone else would have her. And Kenshins seems really happy doing all that stuff for her, all the time. Heck, he'd probably do all of that *points at the monitor* without her asking!

At Tae's house, Kenshin sneezes.

Ardith: Yeah, you'd think they'd at least.... HEY!! You aren't supposed to be reading that!

Hayama: Hn. You'd think that she'd learn by now that we don't ever do what she says.

Inuyasha: *shakes his head* Seems like she's a slow learner.

Rushe: Maybe I should go make her feel better.

Inuyasha: How brat? Washing all her underwear...again?

Rushe: Yup.

Hayama: I think that you're the pervert, kid. She already told you to not do it....

Rushe: Oh, but it will get her mind off all of this. *DS gleam in his eye* And you did say that we never listen to her anyway.

Hayama: *sweatdrop* That is one strange kid....

Inuyasha: Yeah....

Hayama: Did you see the lemon she's planning for you and Kagome?

Inuyasha: *blushes* Huh?

Hayama: Looks like it will be a fun one.

Ardith: Oh God....why me.