Basically, this is a parody discussing the special moves of those 4 famous "heads" in RK in their alter-ego form. Fans of Sano, Chou, Saitou and Anji, *please* remember, this is only a parody by a half (if not completely) insane reader - I'm a fan of them myself - so don't come charging at me yelling murder...
The Chicken (Sanosuke)
will probably peck sharply and quickly at its opponents. Its sharp talons is versatile to the point that the opponent may be neatly slashed into two, like what is done with the Zanbatou. Sidenote: This particular Chicken is easily recognisable by its red hedband, and also some black feathers on its otherwise white back, which conjures up a pattern resembling the kanji 'Aku'.
The Broom (Chou)
will try beating its opponents by simply sweeping them to one side. Alternatively, it'll sweep up a cloud of dust to confuse the opponents. Then of course, it's capable of directly whacking its opponents over the head. The Broom is also an avid collector of different bristles, so it actually has a wide range of weapons to choose from to suit different situations: the steel ones, the two-in-ones, the long whip-like ones...
The Crab (Saitou).
Mibu-Crab?! Anyway. Its most esteemed weapon will be none other than the pincers themselves. The crab's a master with it - it particualr enjoys plucking at a certain chicken's feathers and a certain cross-scarred bishounen's mane. Cool, calm, deadly, calculating, its most famous move is none other than the Pincer-totsu. Its life-long motto: Aku.Soku.Pinch. On a side note: this particular Crab is never seen without a cigarette in its pincers.
The Octopus (Anji).
It squirts black ink at its opponents! And it's no ordinary ink either. The Double Limit, an invention of the Octopus, involves two squirts executed so rapidly, that the full-spectrum-light-absorbing nature of the ink is enhanced in so short a period of time, the sudden monstrous increase in the pressure of the dark matter cause a black hole to form. (OK so I'm murdering the laws of physics...)
This move is later improvised by the Chicken into the Triple Limit: a 3rd quick squirt, though it may be much more smaller than the first two, will bring the immense gravitational attraction in the black hole into overload, which result in a Big Bang. BLAAAM!!!
The End.