| Quotes Here are some quotes that could quite possibly be enjoyable for you to read. |
| The worst way to miss someone, is by sitting right beside them, knowing you can't have them Guys SUCK! -Cassie Goldsberry |
| I don't know if it's muscle or fat, but your bum is J. Lo huge!-My sister making fun of my posterier end |
| I'm moderately popular? -Me |
| Uh, you do this....with your hand....on a table...with another person.....-Meagan Booth |
| B: My father is also... D: Your mother? B: No! -Brandon Rowray and Dan Lang |
| C: Wei-erh, are you adjusting yourself? W: No, I'm trying to take off my clothes. -Carla Pasker and Wei-erh Chen |
| E: Actually, people find me annoying. Me: Really? E: No. I don't know what people think about me. -Emily Sladek and I |
| W: How do I zip this up? Me: Wei-erh, it's a zipper! -Wei-erh and I |
| Woo hoo, we're men!- Wei-erh Chen |
| Come on, Lavender Boy.- Banquet Captain Eric to Wei-erh with a lavender bow tied around his head |
| You can't fire me, it's a hate crime!- My Asian Homie, Wei-erh Chen |
| Jigga-what?- Wei-erh Chen |
| Me: I don't remember the taste of baby food. W: I don't either. Me: Did you have baby food in Taiwan? W: Tchya, dude, we're not China! Wei-erh Chen and I |
| I look and smell like alcohol; that's right, I look like alcohol, I personify alcohol -Wei-erh Chen after a good ole night of banquet serving |
| W: Ugghhh, these people are Christian; that means they won't drink much alcohol. Me: Just because they're Christian doesn't mean they won't drink much alcohol. W: It does when they're my denomination. -Wei-erh Chen and I while working a wedding at the good old Crowne Plaza |
| I'm a fermata; hold me-Jeff Coe |
| When anyone throws something in for free, you're the one getting screwed, remember that.-Jim Maurice, businessman who comes in once a week for economics |
| I think salaries are the most Communistic thing ever.-Maurice |
| Our forefathers fought and died for me to be able to tell you that all Democrats should die.-Maurice |
| I mean, not to sound condescenging and all, but you're wrong.-Jason Petersen |
| Do you want some cheese with that whine because Mr. Tsang's jokes are chock full of it.-Keith Connerly |
| What is food for the brain?-Mr. Tsang Chicken soup?-Wei-erh Chen |
| It's not so much that I'm a compulsive gambler, but a compulsive loser-Mr. Jensen |
| Sure, it makes sense now, but wait ten seconds and we'll see-Mr. Jensen |
| Matt McConnell, what are you?-Charlie Vogl Good question!-Mr. Ziegler Charlie was asking for voice parts |
| If you lifted, I would so claim you-Betsy Kiechkafer (I'm sure that's horribly misspelled) |
| Did you need to shut up?-Matt McConnell |
| Oh, no, we suck again!-Zeegler a.k.a Justin Walker |
| Oh, yeah, that' right; I'm still stupid-Zeegler |