Brian Quotes
Actually, I have to say that I don't believe in having a sexual relationship outside of marriage,

After Howie gets out of the bathroom it really smells.

AJ is the best housewife that I know. Cleans perfectly!

Before I get on a plane, I kiss my fist and tap it against the plane. It's a good luck thing.

Don't wait for the one you can live with, wait for the one you can't live without.

Facts are facts. you guys said 5 minutes and it's been 5 minutes and 35 seconds and we haven't  stopped

God fixed my heart, so I could bless yours.

How did the Dairy Queen get pregnant? The Burger King showed her it's Whopper!

Howie's always the first one to walk around and slap you in the face.

I can be lazy when it comes to dancing. I learn the routines, but then I do it just to be doing it.

I feel like a corncob right now.

If I had a girl I'd love to see her in my clothes. It's real romantic.

If they knew I was talking to you... I'd get in trouble.

If you love someone, put their name in a circle, not a heart, because hearts can be broken but circles go on forever.

I guess there's a right time for everything.

I have to know someone really well before I'd even kiss them.

I learned something today. I can play ball as good as any of those guys, but none can sing like me.

I like a girl who is interested in a career for herself and can treat me like a normal person.

I like Australia, it just takes too long to fly there.

I'm a barbie girl.

I'm not a teenage girl and I've never been a teenage girl.

Impotence: nature's way of saying no hard feelings.

I try to bes as sane as possible.

It's a little hard to be in 2 or 3 places at once.

It's colder than shit outside but it's hotter than hell in here.

It's fulfulling inside to think you're touching people.

It stinks and it's hot and I'm scared.

It's very rewarding to think you're actually affecting lives. I mean, people who can't even speak English are singing our songs and even the American audiences, we've had a lot of loyal fans who have stuck with us a long, long time.

I wanna be a Spice Girl!

I want people to see the happy me, as that's what I am 99% of the time.

Keep your clothes on, Bone.

My butt hurts.

Nick can really annoy me!

No man is worth your tears and the one that is won't make you cry.

No onions because your breath smells SO BAD!

Of course I look at pretty girls on the street. What hot-blooded boy doesn't?

Oh that's just, uh, great, Nick. Batman's already having a bad day and you want to take a key crime fighting piece of equipment,

One night we threw Nick out of the dressing room in his pants in front of a whole bunch of girls. He got really mad, but it was really funny!

Sex on tv is bad... you might fall off.

Shoot for the moon. even if you miss you'll land among the stars.

Take off your shirt Nick.

The crazier we look, the better.

The first thing that I look for in a girl is her face: her eyes and her mouth. But, even if she is really beautiful, if she doesn't have personality... she doesn't fit me.

The rides great it's just a little bit of... bugs.

They go on about the size of my nostrils and about them sucking things up.

Throw your hands in the air! Now shake your derriere!

To all those people out there in the press community that don't want pop music to continue on... sorry.

We've all got pretty smelly feet.

We were sweating like pigs.

When did I ever technically call you a loser?

When we're home... we're not home.

You can be young once, but you can be immature forever!

You find really odd times to go to the supermarket.

You'll probably see me riding this roller coaster... but in REALITY... I ain't gonna be riding this roller coaster. So you will see me in the highlights... fun I ain't gonna be on the roller coaster, I'm gonna have a stunt double.

You need a wife first.