No Nagging anymore

na na na na na na na na na na na na
(how intelligent)
Can't Stand no nagging anymore
(and such *proper* grammar!)
na na na na na na na na na na na na
Can't Stand no nagging anymore
(Well, we know what Suhkoora got on her report card now....)

Hey boy now just listen to me
(Why?)
Stop playing with me, I'm not playing it
(you go girl, with your fake ebonics!) (Playing what? Pokers?)
Completely fed up with you boy
(Did I mention I want to destroy you?)
Can't Stand no nagging anymore
(I get the point; stop repeating...)
I was a-head-over-heels in love
(these lyrics are contradictory)
Don't get your knickers in a twist
(who uses that word anymore?!?) (...wha...? Knickers...?)
I should tell you when to get out
(...and I should tell you when to die... how about now?)
Just wanna be alone so leave
(Nelvana, please leave our Sakura-chan alone... T_T)
na na na na na na na na na na na na
(I prefer "rarara"... but at least we know you can properly pronounce the word "na", unlike how you pronounce "Suhkoooora".)
Can't Stand no nagging anymore
(Didn't I *tell* you to stop repeating?)
na na na na na na na na na na na na
Can't Stand no nagging anymore
(excactly *who* is doing the nagging?) (What's he sayin'? That you suck?)

nana nana
(if they are gonna deliberatly suck,
nana nana
they should at least use words)
nana nana
(What do you expect anyway? They're our beloved dub people...)
nana nana
nana nana
nana nana
nana nana
(...I have my limits.... omae-tachi o korosu...)
nana nana
(what's their IQ, 150? *squints at paper* oh, there's a decimal point between the 5 and zero...) (No, that's a comma.  It's actually 0.015,000,000,000 x 10^-253. And they couldn't even get the exponential form of their IQ right... -_-;; Or maybe they thought the number was too small.... wait, they can't think.)

Please stop, he's chilling me out
<baby baby>
(nan da?) (*raises his eyebrows* Uh...yeah, I'm sure I"m at least 6 years older than you...)
Don't wanna be yours, I wanna be free
(Ew, I don't want you! What are you *talking* about?!)
You make me lose<losing> my control
(over...? Your stupidity?)
Can't take the cheating anymore
(WHAT CHEATING?!!! I *never* cheat on a game of pokers!!!)

na na na na na na na na na na na na
Can't Stand no nagging anymore
na na na na na na na na na na na na
Can't Stand no nagging anymore
(we got the point! shut up or I'll...*aims gun*) (Stop repeating...please... I really do not wish to hurt you....*takes out his beam cannon anyway*)

<Can't stand no nagging anymore>
(Okay, I"m sorry, but... for the good of the world... *blasts them away with his beam cannon* *they revive* Oh crap, forgot they have Sailor Moon genes in them..)
Please stop, he's chilling me out
(don't these people know how to use slang? that means "stop, he's calming me down)
<baby baby>
(...DID I NOT MAKE IT CLEAR THAT I DO NOT WISH TO BE CALLED THAT SH!T?!!!)
Don't wanna be yours, I wanna be free
(who wants to be yours?) (Go, be free with your fellow pikachu.... uh, wrong anime...)
You make me lose<losing> my control
(he's calming and making you lose control at the same time?) (Apparently..)
Can't take the cheating anymore
(and where'd that come from?!) (I"m telling you, I *don't* need to cheat to beat you in a game!)

na na na na na na na na na na na na
(*opens fire with machine gun*)
Can't Stand no nagging anymore
na na na na na na na na na na na na
Can't Stand no nagging anymore

Can't stand no nagging anymore
(SHINE SHINE SHINE SHINE)
na na na na na na na na na na na na
(SHINE SHINE SHINE SHINE... crap! *reloads gun and starts again)
Can't Stand no nagging anymore
(SHINE SHINE SHINE SHINE...) (*fufufu* Ore ga omae-tachi o zettai korosu...)

Guardian of the Cards
You can do anything
(Like... making half-decent dubs? ....sorry for asking too much... yeah, it's not your fault that your IQ is below 1.0 x 10^-254...)
If you believe it's true
See what this friendship brings
(What friendship? Between you and.... Show-run?!See what?)
It can only get stronger when you work it through
(this is starting to sound like a pokemon dub song >.<) (...wha, how dare you! Pokemon dub song sounds *better*! XD)

You can go anywhere
(Hm?)
Imagination will take you through
(Huh?)(what does this have to do w/ anything?)
Magic and mystery (Eh?)
In a blink of an eye
(What?)
You could fly to the moon
(the hell?)(*singing* and let me sail among the stars, let me see what spring is like- wait, this isn't evangelion)

Chorus:
Out of all the people in the world
You're the chosen one of every boy and girl
(hell no, SHE decided to collect the cards)
Now your friends are here
(they weren't before?)
Your mission's clear
(Hiro Kinomoto!?!) (Ninmu ryokai! *brings out his Wing Zero*)
You're the guardian of the cards
(no she's not. The title is cardCAPTOR Sakura) (...Kero Kinomoto?)

Every day is a new adventure
(yes, oversleeping yet again...what a quest!)
As you discover the magic you need
(whaddya mean, Sakura always had her magic...) 
You uncover the mystic secrets
(Clow cards are NOT a freakin' secret!)
Where the power within is a will to succeed
(Succeed with what? Mutating Cardcaptor Sakura?)

Yes, this is your destiny
(destined my @$$!) (Wai! Digi-desti... wrong anime....)
This is what you were born to do
(No, Fujitaka and Nadeshiko loved each other and wanted to have children)
Bring back the harmony
(it left to begin with?) (In Cowcaptors world anyway...)
To make a better world for me and you
(she's the cardcaptor/mistress of the cards, not Sailor Moon)

(repeat chorus)

*You're the guardian of the cards 
(...Yue Kinomoto?! *insert a hentai thought here* ....ARRRGHHH!)
You're the chosen one
(to crap up Cardcaptor Sakura...why? WHY HAVE YOU ALLOWED THIS TO HAPPEN CLAMP-SAMA?!!)
Yes, you are
(no she's NOT)

No matter where you search
(She doesn't have to search, they come to her)
Near or far
(Sounds familiar... I wanna search, across the land, searching far and wide... Ooooh... so your inspiration is Pokemon dub songs?! I understand...)
You're the guardian of the cards
(Kero-chan guards the cards, not Sakura)

(repeat chorus)
(apparently, they ran out of words, but didn't want to stop, how thoughtful)

(*repeat)

(repeat chorus)
(Shut.... up... -_-;;)

(*repeat)

Let's Go
(to....?)
Come with me
(...and you're ordering me around now?)
On a magical journey
(90%of the story's in Tomoeda, bakaro)
Where all your fantasies
(like an utter destruction of Nelvana?!)
Can come true
(no, that's Fushigi Yuugi)

I'll be by your side
(I'm so touched....*looks disgusted*)
You can call me
(a moron?)
Whenever you need me
I'll be there for you
(Thank you, I'll watch cowcraptors whenever I need a good laugh...)

Action and adventure
(GUNDAM WINGGG!!! ...guess not..)
Always facing something new
(RANMAAAA 1/2!!! ...guess not...)
You and me together
(..and "you" is?)
The magic is inside of you
(and in Kero-chan, Yue, Touya, Shaoran, Mizuki, Suppi-chan, Nakuru, Eriol, Clow... am i forgetting someone?) (Shaoran's family 'cept Meiling, Nadeshiko, and later Fujitaka.) (There is magic in the Clow Cards, too.) (Oh, whatever.  All we know is there definately *is* no magic in Cowcaptors, except maybe how it's possible to mutate such a great anime into such a piece of crap.)

Lets go! Let's go!
(where? where?)
And be courageous
(You? Courageous?! *falls off his chair laughing*)
Let's go! Let's go!
And be outrageous
(nan da yo?)
Let's go! Let's go!
We're gonna save the world again
(with power of our love and friendship! For... I am the one who inherited power of the Moon, the pretty soldier Sailor....)(WRONG ANIME!)

Lets go! Let's go!
And be courageous
Let's go! Let's go!
And be outrageous
Let's go! Let's go!
(Think of something.. you know, original...sorry for asking too much from you guys...)
We're gonna save the world again
(with butter knives!)(CHIGAU YO!!!)

We're on our way
Again to save the day
(by capturing Sweet Card) (*falls off his chair laughing*)
So let the chase begin
(Pokemon getto daze! ....matte, gore wa pokemon janai desho....)
We're gonna win ((We're gonna win!))
(huh? this is a contest?) (The beach beauty-contest! ...now even Tenchi Muyo! is involved? Man, you guys are skilled...)

On the move and on the run
Always fighting evil
(name 1 evil person in CCS) (Fighting evil by moonlight, wait... Aw sh!t, thanks for reminding me of that crap...)
We will do what's got to be done
(as in... commiting suicide?)
So won't you come and catch the cards with me?
(what the f*ck do you mean? only Sakura (and Shao in anime, but before the Judgement, they were rivals) captures the cards)

Lets go! Let's go!
And be courageous
Let's go! Let's go!
And be outrageous
Let's go! Let's go!
We're gonna save the world again
(no, that's in Sailor Moon, Digimon, Slayers Try, Rayearth, RG Veda, Evangelion, Kamikaze Kaitou Jeanne, Brave Raideen, Sakura Wars...but not CCS) (But *we* can save the world of evils of Cardcraptors by.... *taking care* of our dub people...)

Lets go! Let's go!
And be courageous
Let's go! Let's go!
And be outrageous
Let's go! Let's go!
(You guys are so creative....and intelligent.. and original....)
We're gonna save the world again
(how is sealing Flower,Glow, Silent, Loop, Rain, Song, etc. saving the world?)


Our first analyze of dub song by all of our members! Muhahahaha!!! Anyway:
Green stuff is Sara-sama's comments.
Blue stuff is Wing Zero's comments.
Yellow stuff is KMY's comments.
And pink stuff is Ririna's comments.

This song was found and was donated by Sara-sama.  Gave all of us a good laugh; Thank you, Nelvana. Placed on Sakura Wing to share the fun with others on January of 2002. 


Cowcraptors... excuse me, CARDCAPTORS belongs to *thanks the lord!* Nelvana.  "No Nagging Anymore" is also *thanks heavens!* property of Nelvana.  None of animes mentioned above(Why? WHY CAN"T GUNDAM WING BE MINE?!!!) is our property.  We are entitled to our own opinions(us being the thoughful teenagers of United States of America, the land of the freedom, justice, and equality...) and if you find our comments offensive, you are free to get the hell outta here.