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                            A Strange New Beginning
    Sakura and Lee were walking down the hallway. "What's wrong?" She asked Lee. "Nothing, I'm just sorta out of it since you became the Clow Cards' master," Lee said. "Oh..." "Don't worry, it's not like it's a big deal or anything," Lee said, blushing for some reason. "Yeah, you'll get over it," Sakura said. "It'll surely be okay."
     Terada came in. "Submit your book report on Penguins later, okay?" He said. (Book report on Penguins? Is "Penguins" name of a book?) "Okay!" "And we have a new student today. Come in." A boy came in. (No, don't open your mouth!) "Hi, my name's Eli Moon," He said. Terada wrote "Eli" on a board. 'He seems nice,' Sakura thought. He stopped on his way to his seat. "Hi, Sakura." Sakura stared at him like he was some sort of freak.
     It started to rain. Sakura was watching it. Suddenly her drawer started to glow. Sakura and KIro(sorry, I couldn't resist) stared at each other. "YOU open it!" They said in their bratty(sorry... I really can't help it) voices. Sakura opened the book. Suddenly Clow said, "Prepare yourself for a treacherous journey. You have to use your own star's powers, not the sun or the moon's powers..." Sakura came back to this world. "That was Claw just now! He told me I'll go on a treacherous journey," Sakura said. "What's that?" Kero asked. The book said, "Sakura". "Just like he said," Sakura said. (He said that? Must have missed it...)
     It was the penguin park. "What's going on? It seems certainly something is going on..." Kero mused. Suddenly water started to attack them. "Take care of Madison!" Sakura screamed. "SAKUUULAAA!" KIIroberos screamed, as water attacked Sakura. (May I add that his voice remarkably sounded like Mufasa in Lion King, except his voice sounded more like Mufasa who consumed too much cold medicine.) "This is something I haven't felt in ages! It's so familar, but it couldn't be....!"
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     Sakura was discussing about these things with Lee. "Maybe they don't want us to sense them. They must be more powerful than us," Lee said. "Then I'll need your help," Sakura declared.
     "Hey, Sakura," Tori said. "Oh, right," Julian said. Suddenly a girl leaped out at them. "O Tori! Teachers are waiting for those copies!" "Here, the rest of them," Julian said, piling his stuff on Tori's pile. (Tori: You b@st@rd, why the hell you pilin' yer stuff on top of mine?!) "Get off, Ruby," Tori growled. "Hahaha!" Ruby said, getting off(Apperantly, Ruby's a girl. Too bad Nakuru-kun's voice is about a hundred times more cute and genki.). "Recognize me?" She suddenly asked, turning to Julian. "Huh?" He asked, looking at her like she's some sort of crazy git. "This will be easier than I thought. Hahaha." She walked off.
    "Everything is unfolding as I've envisioned," Eli said. "What's the sense of all this?" A really really really ugly voice asked. "For something good," Eli said. "What do you want with the Clow Cards?" Spinner asked. "Time is essence in this." Eli commented out of no where.   "What I wanna know is, when are we gonna be finished?" Ruby asked. "You bored already?" Eli asked, sounding annoyed. "No, not at all. He doesn't even recognize me(how the hell can he? He never saw you in his freakin' life!!! You were created AFTER Yue was sealed away in the book!!!)." "But if you don't be careful, you'll draw attention to us all," Spinner said. "Hey, relax. Go stick your nose back to your book." Spinner growled. "Don't grow too confident, that's all." "No, I"m not taking a chance.(Didn't you said "relax" just a moment before?) Besides... (scene where Nakuru-kun is turning around, showing off his skirt is cut off. Instead, they repeat the scene where Nakuru-kun places his finger on his lips.) it's fun toying with him."
    Suddenly Eli decided it's time to return them to their true forms. "I call upon the powers of the day and the night. Sun and darkness, unleash your might! Release! Now, take on your celestial forms," Eli commanded them. For some reason, they decided not to show us the true forms of these two. Eli just said, "Now, I can start giving out the tasks at hand...."
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     It was penguin park. Yue appeared out of no where, standing next to Keroberos.   "Please work," Sakura told the key. (Key: I'll think about it.) "Hey, YUei." "Mm?" Yue asked. "Do you think Claw's behind this?" "No I don't," Yue said, sounding annoyed. "Then what can it be?" She asked. (Yue: If I knew that, I WOULD have told you, wouldn't I?!) Before Yue had a chance to make another smart reply, water attacked them. "Key of Clow, power of magic <blah blah blah>, force ignite! Release!" It wouldn't release. (Key: Ha ha.) "No~! This can't be happening~~!(Argh, this whining sound...)" "This force is stronger than us! But that can't be possible!" Keroberos said. He froze. "KIIROO!" Sakura whined. "I can't move! SAKUULA! Run now!" Sakura was swept up in a torrent of water. "Ano kehai wa...(hey, I need some relief after all this horrible dialogue.)" Yue said, shocked. "I must help her!" Yue cried. "No! She must find her own powers!" Kerberos snapped. (Didn't you just SAY you wanted her to run away, and you wanted to help her and all that crap?)
     Sakura held out her staff. She recalled what Clow was saying. "That's it! I've been saying wrong words!" She recited, "Key of Stars, with powers burning bright, blah blah blah, release!" (And how did you know that was the right wording?) She changed Firey Card and managed to recue others, who were swept up in tornado of water as well. "It's... different?!" Sakura asked, sounding shocked.
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    Sakura collapsed. "I was afraid this was going to happen. (no you were not... you didn't even know she could create her own cards.) Cards are drawing their powers from her." "This will drain her," Yue said. "But only temporarily," Keroberos said.
    "Impressive, creating new cards," A person commented. "Yes, but can she transform all the cards before it's too late?" Eli's incredibly ugly voice asked. He smiled evilly as the scene darkened.
<Secrets of the Clow> (Geez, just when real series stopped showing Kero-chan ni omakase, they start this crap. Isn't this just great.)
Hey there, cardcaptors(HUH?!)! This is KIIroberos, hosting Secrets of the Claw!   Today's spirit is the Thunder Card! (You're supposed to introduce customs.... KERO-CHAN WHERE ARE YOU!!!) Thunder is incredibly powerful card, that can emit lightenings and stuff. But it has its weakness. Its powers are useless against Shadow(Oh, really... and you SHOWED that episode, right...)! Well, 'till next time!

This incredible load of *insert something here* was created by Nelvana and its evils were released to the Americans through WB 11. Good lord this ain't mine! ARGHHH!!!
This incredibly belief summary was written by Wing Zero because he had nothing better to do and he had notebook and pen in handy when they were showing this episode. Posted on Sakura Wing to reveal its true evils on September of 2001.