Keroberos

Allow me to introduce myself(No.  Don't introduce yourself, please.): I'm Keroberos(Hey! I told you not to... and *E-hem* Cerberus... Greek mythologies are very interesting, you know...), but everyone just calls me Kero(Kero-chan.  Ribbitty.).  I'm a lot older than you(Does that mean I have to respect you? Yuck. ) (by about a few thousande years,(Hundred. Few thousand years ago, ice age occurred....)), I"m a whole lot of fun(Kero-chan is, but hell you're not.), and I'm your basic(Kero-chan's not basic.... ), garden variety(Does.... does that mean you're a broccoli under disguise?!!! No wonder!), magical beast.  I've been Guardian of the powerful Clow Cards for thousands of years(hundreds... and you weren't their guardian while Clow was alive, you were just Clow's companion along with Yue....), so I"m street smart(What does that have anything to do with guarding the Clow Cards?), wise(no.), and incredibly cute(if I do say so myself(Conceited, aren't we.)).  But down to serious business(Ah... can't you just hear that voice, the voice that sounds like dub version of Kuririn... except a lot worse...). I tell you(Well, I never asked you to...), take a thirty-year nap and all mayhem breaks loose("Cause Clow said so.).  I"m in the middle of the best yawn of my life(Ha.ha.ha.  Very intelligent.) when I discover this Sakrua girl has unleashed the Clow Cards upon the world(Don't talk like poor Sakura-chan did that on purpose.).  No more napping for me(And is that why you hate SuhKOOra so much?). Ancinet Cards of Clow; Give me Vision Now. That's my incantation(No it's not... it's Sakura's; Kero-chan was just telling her what to say.).  I used it when I taught Sakura about the Clow Cards(About fortune-telling with Clow Cards.).  They're a bit like those Tarot Cards used in fortune-teling, but they have a mind of their own, and there's nothing else like on Earth like them(Thank you for stating the obvious.). I may be silly and mischievous(No, you act like some kind of 3000 year old geezer.), but I"m not all fun and games.  After all, Sakura and I have a hard road ahead of us to capture all the cards(In which apparenltly you have no intest in helping her... except to dish out lots and lots of unnecessary advices...)-- but I know how to have fun when there's a chance.  And believe me, there are plenty of chances(Good for you.).  I live in Sakura's desk drawer in a miniture room of my own(And we wonder when that happened, as the dub cut out that episode...), and my favorite pastimes are eating(anything sweet will do), playing video games, and of course, sleeping(Very diligent, aren't we.).  The only ones who know I exist are Sakura, Li, and Madision(*cough Meiling cough*).  Sakura's brother Tori(TOUYA...) doesn't know about me(He knew you were there from the first day... at least Touya did.).... yet.  He suspects something, poor guy(It's always you who's developing sweat beads and freezing into stuffed animal....), but can't quite put his finger on it. This is not my original form; I'll emerge into my proper shape once Sakura has collected Earth and Fire Cards(Calling them Earthy and Firey is just too girly, huh...), from which my power derived.  But who knows when that'll be! <And right below that comment we have...> I'm Keroberos(Cerberus....), Guardian of the Clow Cards(Not anymore... now it's Sakura Cards, or as you guys call it, "Star Cards"... *shudder*).  This is my true form.  My powers were returned to me once Sakura captured the Fire and Earth element cards, from which I derive my powers.  My seal is on the front of the Clow Book(The picture is yourself.... you were sealed away in the front of the book...), and I am also represented by the Sun. It is my responsibility to teach and guide Sakura in the capture of the Clow Cards(in which you have no interest in taking part in... "NO! She must find her own powers!").  I will stand by Sakura through the Final Judgement as I have faith that she is the new master(isn't that a term for guys?) of the Clow Cards(Can't stand by her.... no one's allowed in the judging area 'cept the judge and the one to be judged.... and she's now mistress of the Sakura Cards...). This summary written by.... guess who? Nelvana of course! And of course it belongs to Nelvana! The blue things are Wing's comments as usual.  Have a nice day! Placed on Sakura Wing on Sept. of 2001, CCS belongs to CLAMP/Kodansa and CC belongs to Nelvana.