Sakura Avalon
Hi, I'm Sakura(Suh-KOOl-la).  Sakura means Cherry Blossom in Japanese(if you pronounce it the way you do, Japanese people will say, "HUH?"), which also happens to be my favourite flower.  You'll know me as a normal ten-year-old fourth-grader by day(And by night, you'll know her as a geeky 21-years-old pretending to be 10-years-old.).  My best subject at school is Physical Education(name a sport I can't do)(I can name plenty of things you can't do, like using your brain, you baka) but outside of school I lead a way more exciting life... as a Cardcaptor(and of course, you never caught the flower and shot card at the school...).

Key of Clow! Powr of magic; power of light. Surrender the wand; the force ignite! Release!
(Uh, thanks for that belief interruption.)

That's an incantation I use to turn my Magic Key-- which I wear as a pendant around my neck
(And I thought when you wear a pendant, you usually wear it to show people..not to hide inside your cloht...)-- into a Sealing Wand.  The Sealing Wand is the only thing I can use to return the Clow Cards back to their contained power state(their original form you mean... in the card state...).  It also got pretty amazing powers of its own(no it doesn't... it needs Sakura's wand to do so much as RELEASING, for pete's sake.), but more on that later(no, you never told us more on that later.)...
I live with my dad who's an archaeologist, and my older brother Tori
(TOUYA), who lives to tease and torment me(yeah, I believe you.  And you live to annoy him as well....).  You know how big brothers are(I"m one myself.  Got problem with that? And I don't call my poor sister "squirt" and she doesn't scream "Wiiii~ing~!!!" in the most annoying voice.)
My mother passed away when I was a baby
(When you were 3.).  I miss her, but I know she's always with me, somehow(Good for you.).  You see, I have this dream(And what the hell does that have to do with you knowing your mom's with you?)... but more on that later, too(No, you never said anything about that later, either.).
I have lots of friends
(amazingly...), but there's one guy I wish would pay more attention to me: My brother's buddy, Julian(YUKITO, you baka yaro!).  Every morning, I time my trip to school so I can run into him 'by chance'(You go to school with your ONIICHAN! Because Touya always go to school with him!!! And Yukito knows you're coming 'cause you've been doing that every freakin' MORNING!!!).  The only problem is when he's around I can't think of anything to say(Really? You seemed to have plenty of things to say...)! I just end up blushing a lot(no, because Nelvana cut out almost every scene where you were blushing) and wishing I lived under some rock(I wish you did, too.).  If only he knew the kind of adventures I get into with the Clow Cards!(No you don't want him to know, you brainless *insert a word here*! And he DID know later! What did that prove?!)

This wonderful character intro was done by Nelvana.  Of course it ain't mine.  The blue comment thingies are mine, though.