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First : Didn't know what I should start off with...well
first is a good place to start. Do you know that there is no
place like first place. He who said that its the participating
that counts. most probably never won anything in his whole life....winning
beats losing..p.s second place goes to the first loser.
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Money : Who said money don't buy happiness.Gimme a million
bucks and watch me smile outta happiness. Always borrow from
pessimists. they never expect their money back... and always
keep a receipt for all the good deeds that you've done.. just
incase heaven is like the Income Tax Dept. Help end poverty...eat
the poor and downtrodden.
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Smile : Laugh for life is short..the length the thread
of a span...keep smiling..hey its the second best thing you
can do with your lips. He who laughs last didn't get the joke.
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Age : Few women admit their age.. No man acts his. Always
be nice to those younger than you, because they are the ones
who will be writing about you.....applicable to parents of little
kids as well...they will someday decide upon your old age nursing
home. You are only young once, but you can stay immature indefinitely
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Cats : Feed a dog it thinks you are God....feed a cat
and it thinks it is God....I hate cats..actually I do like cats....Dead
ones!!
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Arrogance : I'm not arrogant...don't call me arrogant..call
me confident...besides arrogance is an imperfection and I Jinu.J
am perfect haha. I can go from zero to arrogant in 1.7 seconds
flat.
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God : I was an atheist until I realized I was God....When
I pray to god I hear myself pray...hey just Kidding....I'm a
devout Christian and a thorough believer...Life is fragile,
handle with prayer....what is the world coming to ...down with
the holier than tho attitude,,,, down with my god can beat up
your god syndrome.
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Health : Early to bed early to rise makes a person healthy
wealthy and wise....And remember.. an apple a day keeps the
doctor away... especially if you can hit him right between the
eyes...look at me; I get enough exercise just pushing my luck.
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Change: Someone once said that there is nothing permanent
as change...he could not have been more correct...Change is
inevitable, except from a vending machine.
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Death : Death is life's way of telling you you're fired.....and
suicide is a way of telling God...I quit before he fires you.
If there is a will there is a way? nah!!..if there is a will
I better be in it !!.
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Love: Two vowels, Two consonants,
Two fools.... if you really love someone....let him/her go...if
he/she doesn't comeback..hunt em down and put a bullet through
his/her head. When in love you put yourself at the mercy of a
stranger.
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Women : Too many women...
too little time haha....A ship is always referred to as "she"
because it costs so much to keep one in paint and powder. Never
pay heed to feminists... womanists on the other hand are people
to be respected.
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Success : Well you already know my motto in life...If
at first you don't succeed..try,try again..then cheat !! haha....and
always keep this in mind mate..Success...is what you achieve
through others hard work.
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Mr. Fix it : Over the years
I have been able to identify a lot with Tim Allen - 'Home Improvement'
...so these words of wisdom are for those of my genre...When all
else fails, read the instructions.....if it ain't broken.....fix
it until it is..
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Virginity : Mermaids ain't mythical.....Virgins are
!!!.....Gift your spouse the greatest gift on earth... save
yourself for him/her.. nothing can be more sweeter.
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Crime : The crime rate is increasing day by day...why..well
it could be due to the fact that you can get much farther with
a kind word and a gun than you can with a kind word alone....and
crime would really never pay only if the government ran it....but
never steal..the government doesn't like competition....and
besides nowadays make war..not love...its much safer!!
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Sanity : Time and time again I kept being told, "Jinu
you suffer from insanity" to which I humbly reply.."No
I don't suffer from insanity....I enjoy every minute of it"..hey
we are all unique...just like everybody else...so I guess we
all are sane.....nobody believes ya...well..if you can't convince
them then confuse em..word!!We are the people our parents warned
us about.
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The Universal law : The number of people staring at
you is directly proportional to the stupidity of your actions.
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Ecology : I'm a die hard environmentalist....I love
animals....they taste great haha....but seriously I suggest
that its high time you started thinking about the environment...water
is precious..waste it not...conserve water...shower with your
neighbors daughter !!!
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President : Parents dreaded their kids playing doctor......now
which kid plays doctor... they play 'the president' ..hey do
ya think Bill would have played 'president' if Lorena Bobbit
was the white house intern.
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Planes : A friend of mine had a conversation with me
about the recent Gulf Air crash...very unfortunate....what can
one do if in a similar situation...here is my best advice...
have you realized that no matter how big the crash they somehow
tend to retrieve the black box unscathed....so if in a similar
situation try to get in the black box.
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Smoking : You know it ain't good for ya...First you
smoke....you get cancer and then you go and sue Phillip Morris.....One
thing about smoking is that its the easiest habit to kick....its
so easy to stop smoking that my dad stopped 19 times....this
new year he is gonna stop for the 20th time.
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Congrats mate : You have finally finished the Jinuine words
of wisdom...Now you have equipped yourself with the requisite
knowledge to live in this world....now go forth and multiply..
and before I forget..since you have actually read this whole
thing...be sure to visit Fav.Links on this site and click on
the last link on the page.
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