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The Hitchiker's Library
More Fun than New York City on a Good Hair Day
Greetings, weary souls, beings, energy based life forms, and various whatevers,
Whether you're suffering from space lag, stranded on some unremarkable planet or plane of existance, or just honing your procrastination skills, the Hitchhiker's Library is the place to be.
Unfortunately, it's not quite created yet.
Still, the builder is imagining it finished, and also considering submissions, and even not scoffing at the idea of working on it, except when not trying to get grant money. If you are terribly unsatisfied by this turn of events, jump into the nearest temporal anomaly and hope it takes you two weeks in the right direction. If there are no convenient anomalies around at the moment, you may be forced to try waiting the old fashioned way.
In the meantime, it will be no comfort to realize you are not able to access this soon to be vast collection of literature pertaining to that widely read and wildly acclaimed book, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, much of it written by other readers on their travels.
Deal with it. Then, once the builder has spent a good five minutes work on the place, come back. (You can return before then, but the news will just as depressing.) At this point rare and, um, very rare works will be displayed for the public to read, ponder, and spill coffee on. You will also discover why sometimes it is a good idea to keep a dictionary near your fishtank, and why other times it is not.
Leigh
If you want to contact me, try
hitchikerslibrary@yahoo.ca
I
am currently accepting submissions,
grant money, and library card
forms.
Anything else will be read with interest.
Douglas Adams owned the Hitchhiker's Trilogy, and all the characters, ideas, and arithmetic theories that implies. Now, I suppose, his publishers and/or heirs do, which is a rather depressing thought. The authors who wrote them own the other fine examples of literature contained in this site. Yahoo owns the site. I don't know what that leaves me with, but it isn't much.