Ford's Candy Bar

by Twisted Mystik

Ford had been trying to find something for a very long time. He had no idea what it was, but he was sure it was world-altering and mind-boggiling. Anyways, when he found it, he was sure he would know what it is. This really semmed like the kind of thing that would happen to Zaphod, but Zaphod was fighting off a swarm of monkeys, so Ford had to take his place.

Ford walked over to the infinite improbability machine, and punched in a random number. A candy bar appeared. This was by no means what he was looking for, but he was tired of looking, so he figured this was good enough.

He sat down and began to eat the candy, when all of a sudden Zaphod came running into the room screaming. Then Zaphod saw the candy bar, stopped, walked over to the infinite improbability machine, and typed in a number. Soon, a billion candy bars appeared, all of which began to square dance at the same time.

Candy bars, as you may or may not know, are horrible square dancers. They were so bad at square dancing, that they decided it was just not worth it, and all of a sudden, they ceased to exist.

Zaphod ran out of the room, once again screaming. Ford had finished his candy bar now, and just in time. The universe became bored, and so it decided to quit.