Barely Legal Lyrics:
1. Well Well Well
2. a.k.a. I-D-I-O-T
3. Here We Go Again
4. I'm Wicked One
5. Automatic Schmuck
6. King of Asskissing
7. Hail Hail Spit n' Drool
8. Black Jack
9. Whats That Spell?... Go To Hell!
10. Theme From...
11. Uptemo Venomous Poison
12. Oh Lord! When? How?
13. Stomp
14. Closed For The Season
Well Well Well
The present has scared away the past.
And there's nothing left but now and future.
Time is moving all to fast I tried to grab some but it passed.
But thats the way it'll always be for me and you.
Pushing through and pushing way to hard in front of me a cart filled with future.
All to young to young to think like this.
Too much time has passed and I can't stand the future.
a.k.a. I-D-I-O-T
You laugh at me and call me i-d-i-o-t. You laugh and turn your back cause I'm not like you're supposed to be. But it's not a question - a question of low iq.
Cause if it was well then the answer wouldn't be me but you. a.k.a i-d-i-o-t, don't know who the hell I'm supposed to be i-d-i-o-t a.k.a i-d-i-o-t, yeah thats me i-d-i-o-t. I put with being laughed at cause I put up with being me. And then on artificial someone says I'm the i-d-i-o-t. But I got motivation yeah I pretty much love it all. To make your artificial nation stumble and fall. I know that I'm a screw up. I know I'm in a band. I know that I am up against a mighty mighty man. But I'm satisfied with being, being one of the lucky few. Who'll be the ones laughing knowing that the joke is gonna be on you.
Here We Go Again
A neon light is seen above every average teen. A sign spelling out a word that none of us has heard. Fourteen bucks today and I get a new life tommorow - a new product rejects unhappy moments and sorrow. I'll take this one and that one and then some more. I'll use a piece of paper and the almighty pen - here we go again. A voice inside of me says insufficiency how come it worked out for you? I better try something new. Not satisfied just yet - wanna recieve and get. I believe that word my inner voiceis never left unheard.
I'm Wicked One
They say it's off the record gotta keep it clean. Can't be too abusive can't be too odscene. But he's got a plan to build a future he's been putting it off for way too long. Another safety pin through his cheek and he's three chords short of a punkrock song. Wicked is as wicked does he'll fight it till the end he'll show his finger than say: I'm a wicked one. He's a stereotype bastard and he likes it that way. Can't be all taht happy can't be all that gay. Wicked is as wicked does he'll fight it till the end he'll show his finger than say: I'm a wicked one. They say get off the stage they say get outta here. Can't be all that punkrock can't be all that queer. He'll make them wish they never knew him he'll make them pay for being wrong. But he doesn't really know how to do that.
So we'll give him three chords to his punkrock song. Wicked is as wicked does he'll fight it till the end he'll show his finger than say: I'M A WICKED ONE.
Automatic Schmuck
Born only a month ago yet I'm (already) fully grown from head to toe. Lots of metal, lots of grease and put together piece by piece. To support a system that uses me....but the day is here and they're gonna see. I'm on a mission cause now I've had it. I watch their system and spit right at it. I was born and plated a schmuck they created. I'll explode I'll erode yeah I'll break you fucking code cause I'm an automatic schmuck. With a tendency to rock. Deprived of mind but yet I know - I'm a metallic man about to blow. Time to set the record straight. Time to let out all my hate. I'm on a mission an metallic man with the intention to expose the plan. I was born and plated a schmuck they created. I'll explode I'll erode yeah I'll break you fucking code cause I'm an automatic schmuck. With a tendency to rock. I'm on a mission a metallic goof - it takes a man of steal to reveal the truth. I was born and plated a schmuck they created. I'll explode I'll erode yeah I'll break you fucking code cause I'm an automatic schmuck. With a tendency to rock.
King of Asskissing
Being the king of asskissing makes him a royal drag. And the king of asskissing, he's after me again, bringing me his royal nag. He takes every opportunity to get to me. ....And here he comes again dont think I'll ever be at rest. I suppose happiness will come to some but I'll never be a lucky one. Still I got to keep on hoping for the best. But once again he comes again thats how the story goes and it's been long enough for me to know where he's about to put his nose. SOMETIME, SOMEDAY THAT BASTARD'S GONNA PAY! The king of of asskissing says Im the one and only. And the king of asskissing with his constant presence he keeps me from being lonely. He's a royal branch of luncay that gets to me. ....And here we go again it looks as if he's here to stay. I've tried to beat to pull and whack. But a monkey sliding down my back won't easily go away. So once again he comes again about to reach his goal. The one and only monrach with his kingdom in a hole. SOMETIME;SOON THE KING OF ASSKISSING IS GONNA PAY
Hail Hail Spit n' Drool
I took time to think things over - time I didn't want to spare. Cause someone told me I had things to fix - things I didn't wanna repair. So I was talked into sitting quietly thinking bout the things I'd done. Didn't like it so I said wisely oh hell! Where's my fun? Hail hail spit n'drool. I liked the way that things were going don't like the way they're going now. But I'd like to add there is a thing I can do - gonna tell you what, where and when and how. Hail hail spit n'drool.
Black Jack
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Whats That Spell?... Go To Hell!
So here I am yeah! Once again yeah! Calling out the news What's that spell
yeah! Got to hell yeah is that phrase I'm about to use I saw you from my window
when you were climbing in it was just a matter of when and sure enough you're back again.
So now you're standing on my floor begging me for more you want alot that I haven't got and I keep wondering what for Won't ever listen won't ever go away But this time you won't be missing the point of what I've got to say
Cause you're that certain someone who's been messing with the wrong one What's that spell? You get one at a time of my eight bits put them together and read my lips Whats that spell? GO TO HELL! Feels just like a sickness where you're a constant cough Or maybe like a smell that just don't wanna wear off Could you be liquid by accident retained How do you spell the point that I sustain.
Theme From...
Empty words fired at me with an oral cannon WE WANNA BE HEARD! Lousy jerks such bad breath I put the fan on
This is where we draw the line we're sick of you wasting all our time
Talking about you you're given something to revolve WE WANNA BE SEEN! You're given a clue a three piece puzzle for you to solve
This is where we draw the line we're sick of you wasting all our time
Game over you have played out your last card WE WANNA DISAPPEAR! Constant looser a change for the better can't be that hard
This is where we draw the line we're sick of you wasting all our time.
Uptemo Venomous Poison
About to tell you something, something you might already know but a green light flashes before my eyes and it's time for my verbal flow You're overthere I'm overhereand I got things to say the latest news about this and that and whatever might come my way
So I can tell you anything, anything you might wanna know
It's the truth, so I've heard, so I've read yeah, that's the word
So I'm about to tell you anything, anything you might wanna know and I won't hold back noway cause I like the way we GO GO GO!
Tell me something, and I'll be gone, twisting facts and surely I'll pass'em on I pass the word, I set it free and every word you'll ever here has at some point been through me
I can tell you anything, anything you might wanna hear So red light yellow light green light go then I'm the one to put the word out there.
Oh Lord! When? How?
He'll pick a moment he'll take a chance He'll invite us all to a fatal dance Such a man and such a mess - It's not an easy guess
I know that look I know that face I'd better get ready to hunt and trace Bit by bit and on and on -And then he's gone
OH LORD! WHEN? HOW? Such a major mess -It's not an easy guess
For a second or two he might appear It takes a second or less and he'll disappear Such a man and such a mess -It's not an easy guess
Stomp
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Closed For The Season
Called you up a few weeks ago thought I was going nowhere I thought that I had lost my mind and that I was sinking lower I want to have all the things that I have never had and your about to tell me how or I'll hurt you pretty bad.
So I'll ask you once I'll ask you twice and if you still can't give a reason I'll hang a blue sign over your left eye saying CLOSED FOR THE SEASON
Called you up a few days ago cause I still had gotten nowhere Although I had found a place to go and I was about to go there But I want to be seated cause I had enough of walking So you better start giving me answers before my right hand does the talking
Called you up not long ago cause I still had gotten nowhere And I was pretty sure now that I had sunken lower All my patience gone and I was gettin pissed I want to own the world and you to taste my fist.