原始檔如下..

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var today = new Date ()
var hours = today.getHours();
document.write( "<font color=#000080 face='新細明體'>");
if (hours <=0) document.write("『十二點多了!!明天不用上班/上學嗎??還不睡覺??』");
else if (hours <= 1) document.write("『凌晨一點多了，還不想睡 zzzzzzzz嗎??』");
else if (hours <= 2) document.write("『就快三點啦，該是睡覺時候了!!還沒過癮!?』");
else if (hours <= 3) document.write("『三點多了，你還不覺得睏嗎??哈zzzzzz....』");
else if (hours <= 4) document.write("『四點多了，還在我的網頁瀏覽，真是忠實!!』");
else if (hours <= 5) document.write("『五點幾了，想通宵呀??保重龍體.....!!』");
else if (hours <= 6) document.write("『嗨!早晨六點了，剛起身還是未睡呀??』");
else if (hours <= 7) document.write("『早安!!吃了早餐沒??一天之計在於晨!!』");
else if (hours <= 8) document.write("『八點幾啦!!還在瀏覽，今天不用上班/上學嗎??』");
else if (hours <= 9) document.write("『歡迎光臨!!想買早餐??你是否找錯地方呀??』");
else if (hours <= 10) document.write("『十點多些，無事做呀??來這兒看看就對了!!』");
else if (hours <= 11) document.write("『十一點幾，來這兒逛逛等吃飯吧!!咕咕...』");
else if (hours <= 12) document.write("『十二點幾啦!!開飯沒??小心口水!!』");
else if (hours <= 13) document.write("『一點多了!!吃飽飯沒??想睡午覺嗎??』");
else if (hours <= 14) document.write("『兩點幾，正是瀏覽本站的好時間啊!!』");
else if (hours <= 15) document.write("『三點多了!!是時候去吃個下午茶了!!』");
else if (hours <= 16) document.write("『四點多了!!正是調整身心的好時間啊!!』");
else if (hours <= 17) document.write("『五點鐘!!下班了，有何計劃HAPPY一下??』");
else if (hours <= 18) document.write("『快七點了!!還未開飯呀??真是用功!!』");
else if (hours <= 19) document.write("『七點多，吃飽了沒有??吃飽了就上路!!』");
else if (hours <= 20) document.write("『八點多了，瀏覽好時機!!到處逛逛吧!!』");
else if (hours <= 22) document.write("『九點、十點正是上網黃金時期，可能會很慢!!』");
else if (hours <= 23) document.write("『十一點幾，開始睏了嗎??明天會更好哦!!』");

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