失約(改編"容祖兒-借過的讀白")
原稿對白:
喂,,,joey啊,,,啊你個大頭蝦,,記唔記得今晚約o左我食飯啊??8:00正見啦,,byebye!!
喂,,,joey啊,,,今晚一定要陪同事食飯,,我諗我o黎唔到了,,,sorry啊!!
喂,,joey啊,,,今晚o的同事開夜啊,,,你有無時間陪我食飯啊??
我o既對白:
喂,,,老婆啊,,,你個豬仔啊!!記唔記得聽日約o左我嫁??聽日10:00正見啦,,byebye
喂,,,老婆啊,,今日我屋企人出晒街啊,,我要o係屋企湊細佬啊,,我諗我出唔到o黎了,,,sorry啊!!
喂,,,老婆啊,,,今日唔駛我o係屋企湊細佬啦,,,你有無時間出o黎陪我行街啊??
記得我應成o左你唔會掉底你,,我做唔到,,
成日話掛住你,,但只係得把口講,,乜都無做過,,
我知咁樣會令你即反感又討厭,,
o係呢度同你講聲"i'm so sorry"
我對你的愛是認真的!!