:-*
Kiss
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:-) or ^_^
講笑咋 |
:-{ )
我是小鬍子 |
:-{}
我塗了口紅 |
:-[
我是僵屍
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:-E
有牙僵屍 |
:-7
我在講反話
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:'-( or ~>_<~
我哭了
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:'-)
我笑到流眼淚 |
:-~)
我傷風
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:-Q
我吸煙 |
:-?
我抽煙斗 |
:-#
不該說的話..... |
:-(
不高興 |
:-$
我病了 |
8-)
四眼仔 |
:-&
我很憤怒 |
^-* or :-p
扮鬼臉 (單眼, 扁咀) |
:-(=)
我哨牙 |
X-)
我死了
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:-X
我沒話可說 |
:-D
你真可笑
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<|-)
我是中國人(與洋人交談時用)
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<|-(
中國人不喜歡聽這種笑話 |
:-o
噢!噢! |
[:-)
我在聽walkman |
<:-)
愚蠢的問題 |
:^)
大鼻子
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%-6
鈍胎 |
@>-->--------
一支玫瑰花 |
&:-)
捲頭髮 |
8:-)
戴蝴蝶結的小姑娘 |
:-{#}
戴牙箍
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:-)8
長大了的姑娘
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AAMOF
as a matter of fact |
ABT
about
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ACC
account
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AFK
away from keyboard
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ATSS
as the subject says |
AFAIK
as far as I know |
AFAIR
as far as I remember |
ASAP
as soon as possible
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AWHFY
are we having fun yet? |
B4
before |
B4N
bye for now |
BAC
by any chance
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BAD
broken as designed |
BBFN
bye bye for now |
BBL
be back later
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BBR
burnt beyond repair |
BBS
bulletin board system |
BCNU
be seeing you
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BION
believe it or not
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BK
because |
BRB
be right back |
BS
bull shit |
BTA
but then again |
BTAIM
be that as it may |
BTOBD
be there or be dead
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BTSOOM
beats the shit out of me
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BTW
by the way |
BYKT
but you knew that |
CMIW
correct me if I'm wrong
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CO
conference
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CU
see you |
CUL
see you later |
CYA
cover your ass |
DIIK
damned if I know |
DL (or D/L)
download
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DTRT
do the right thing |
DWIM
do wha I mean |
DWIMNWIS
do what I mean, not what I say |
EOD
end of discussion |
EOL
end of lecture |
EOT
end of thread |
ES&D
eat shit and die |
FAQ
frequently asked question |
FCFS
first come, first served |
FISH
first in, still here |
FITB
fill in the blank |
FOAF
friend of a friend
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FOS
freedom of speech, or full of shit
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FOTCL
falling off the chair laughing
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FTF
face to face |
FUD
fear, uncertainly and doubt |
FYBAR
fucked up beyond all repair |
FWIW
for what it's worth |
FYDITM
fuck you directly in the mouth
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FYI
for your information |
G
grin |
GA
go ahead |
GAFIA
get away from it all |
GH
getting hard |
GIGO
garbage in, garbage out |
GIWIST
gee, I wish I'd said that |
GLGH
good luck and good hunting |
GW
getting wet |
HHOJ
ha ha only joking |
HHOK
ha ha only kidding |
HSIK
how should I know |
IAC
in any case |
IAE
in any event
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IC
I see |
IDTT
I'll drink to that!
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IITYWIMIWHTKY
If I tell you what it means, I will have to kill you |
IITYWIMWYBMAD
If I tell you what it means, will you buy me a drink? |
ILY
I love you |
IMAO
in my arrogant opinion |
IMO
in my opinion
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LOL
laugh out loud
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IMHO
in my humble opinion |
IMNSHO
in my not so humble opinion |
IMOBO
in my own biased opinion |
INPO
in no particular order
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IOW
in other words |
IWBNI
it would be nice if |
IRL
in real life |
JAM
just a |
minuateKMYF
kiss me you fool |
L8R
later |
MORF
male or female |
MOTOS
member of the opposite sex |
MOTSS
member of the same sex |
MOTAS
member of the appropriate sex
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MYOB
mind your own bussiness |
NAVY
never again volunteer yourself
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NBD
no big deal |
NINO
nothing in, nothing out |
NOYB
none of your business
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NQA
no question asked
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OIC
Oh, I see |
OBO
or best offer |
OTOH
on the other hand |
POV
point of view |
PMFBI
pardon me for butting in |
PPL
people |
RE
regarding |
RUOK
are you okay?
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ROTFL
rolling on the floor laughing |
RSN
real soon now |
RTFM
read the fucking manual
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SMO
serious mode on |
SMOff
serious mode off |
SNAFU
situation normal all fuck up
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SO
significant other
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SYSOP
system operater
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TAFN
that's all for now
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TANJ
there ain't no justice |
TGTBT
too good to be true |
TGIF
thank god it's friday
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TIA
thanks in advance |
TIATLG
truly, I am the living god
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TNSTAAFL
there's no such thing as a free lunch |
TTBOMK
to the best of my knowledge |
TTYL
talk to you later
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UL (or U/L)
upload
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WFM
works for me |
WTF
what the fuck |
WYGIWYPF
what you get is what you pay for
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WYSIWYG
what you see is what you get |
WBR
with best regards
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WBW
with best wishes
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