Château Maximus Force having been surrendered long ago, it's time for me to surrender this site...which has not been updated since before I gave up the Château to other invading foreigners. Maybe one day I'll find the time to do something like this again.

Don't mind her. She's French-Canadian. Some days she's Canadian. Can be quite pleasant. Today she's obviously French.
~~ (from the movie Vertical Limit)