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2046 (2004)

6AM (2004)

 

A

A-1: Headline (2004)

Ab-normal Beauty (2004)

Alexander (2005)

Anna in Kungfu-land (2003)

Arahan (2004) &

Around the World 80 Days (2004)

Astonishing (2004)

Audition (2000) &

Avalon (2001) &

Azumi (2003) &

 

B

Beyond Our Ken (2004)

Breaking News (2004)






 

C

Casshern (2004) &

Cop Shop Babes (2001)

Cop Unbowed (2004) (V)

Crazy n the City (2005)

D

Dating Death (2004)

Diva Ah Hey (2003) &

Driving Miss Wealthy (2004)

Dumplings: Three Extreme (2004)

 

E

Enter the Phoenix (2004)

Escape from HK Island (2004)

Explosive City (2004)

The Eye 2 (2004)

F

Fist of Legend (1994)
 

G



 

H

Hardrock Affairs (2004) (V)

Heat Team (2004)

Herbal Tea (2004)

Hero (2002)

Heroic Duo (2003) &

Hidden Heroes (2004)

How to Deal (2003)



 

I

Itchy Heart (2004)

J

Jiang Hu (2004)





 

K

King Arthur (2004)

Koma (2004)

Kung Fu Hustle (2004)

L

Leave Me Alone (2004)

Blackie Ko's Life Express (2004)

Love Battlefield (2004)

Love is a Many Stupid Thing (2004)

Love on the Rocks (2004)
 

M

Coco's Master of Everything (2004)

Miracle Box (2004)

Moving Targets (2004)

My Computer Can Speak (2004)

My Sassy Girl (2001) &

My Sweetie (2004)

My Tutor Friend (2003) &

N

National Treasure (2004)

New Police Story (2004)

A Nite in MongKok (2004)

O

Ocean's Twelve (2004)

Osaka Wrestling Restaurant (2004)

OUATIC 2 (1992) &

P

Papa Loves You (2004)

Princess Blade (2002)

Protégé de la Rose Noire (2004)

 

Q



 

R

Running Out of Time (1999) &

S

Sex and Zen 2 (1996)

Silly Kung Fu Family (2004) (V)

Silver Hawk (2004)

Sky of Love (2003)

Summer Breeze of Love (2002) &

Super Model (2004)



 

T

Taegukgi (2004) &

Three of a Kind (2004)

Throw Down (2004)

Tiger Cage (1988) &

Twins Effect 2: Blade Rose (2004)

U

Unplugging Nightmare (2004)

V

 

W

The White Dragon (2004)

Wicker Park (2004)

Windstruck (2004) &

X

 

Y

Yesterday Once More (2004)

Z

Zatoichi (2003) &

 

Where is My Mama Boy? (2005)

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Hung the dumbass

 


What a dumbass movie, alright the movie is not total crap, but one person in the movie is. I guess you already know who the hell I am talking about, the guy that has disgraced the Chinese community, the guy that has shattered the hopes of HK cinema, the guy that sings like shit, the guy that is a wannabe, and what more could I say that the fact that WILLIAM HUNG is a total loser that doesn't know when to stop. With looks that would make anyone in the world looks proud, and my god just looking at him act and sing is just VOMITING. I reckon all the female leads in the movie is happy making this movie for one very reason - they didn't have to kiss that stupid loser. If not for his minor role in the movie, this movie I will not sink it to the bottom of the heap, but his steer presence is just so damaging to Neo's reputation and to the whole of the Chinese or even Asian community that he should be labeled as a traitor.

There are movies that people watch it because they like the stars, for good plots, for fun, for comedy, for action, but this movie people watch it for one prime reason - rather than laughing WITH Hung, people are laughing at him! Of all the bad news generated from this movie, there is one great news, Hung movie was a total boxoffice failure in HK and that's alone is a great sign of relieve and hopefully redeeming the falling HK cinema. At the same time, I feel ashamed of myself for watching this nonsense.

Surely the movie is not exactly that bad, but not even the somewhat funny parody scenes of Kill Bill, LOTR can redeem a movie when such a loser - Hung has a role in it. However, readers be warned that Neo hates Hung with all his heart and from the moment that Hung become even more famous than Sammo Hung internationally, Neo feels that the world is going crazy. While Neo wants to talk about this movie, but he feels that it is impossible to not KNOCK Hung down to hell, before he even thinks about what the movie even wants to say. However it seems that the overwhelming presence of Hung has make this movie un-review-able, as I feel pity for myself and all the viewers that bother to watch him, in other words - I bloody hate him.

Actually, I want to stop reviewing this movie right now, as I want to stop thinking about this crap movie and that stupid Hung song and his stupid face, before I start vomiting.

 


I rate it 3/10 (without Hung)

I rate it 0/10 (with Hung presence)

 

YUCK

 

 

 




Starring: Yoyo Mung, William Hung
 
   
   
   

Reviewed by Neo (Andrew), February 2005

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